Best pick-up lines you have used or heard?

[TimmyDMVP]

This may be stupid but i just want to see some funny or helpful pick-up lines.

 

[Sex Panther]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I, walk past you again?</div>

 

[TimmyDMVP]

If you and i were squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole

 

[Shapecity]

I'm ready to drink, whenever you're ready to buy me one.

 

[Sex Panther]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">If you and i were squirrels could i bust a nut in your hole</div>

"That dress would look great on my floor."

 

[50]

Do you have any italian in you? Want some?

 

[TimmyDMVP]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting 50:</div><div class="quote_post">Do you have any italian in you? Want some?</div>

lol for me it would me mexican

 

[Chutney]

<div class="quote_poster">Quote:</div><div class="quote_post">Nice shoes, wanna [copulate].</div>
lol

 

[H.ayes]

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes.

and the ever so classy:

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together.

 

[Shapecity]

Do your feet hurt?
Because you've been running around my mind all day long.

Is your dad a fisherman?
Because you're the catch of the day

Is your dad an artist?
Because you're a work of art

 

[Really Lost One]

you come here often?

 

[notmuchgame]

You must be a parking ticket because you got fine written all over you!

 

[Sex Panther]

I don't wanna get between you two, or do I?

 

[Martin]

Joey Tribbiani: How ya doin'?

 

[bbwtrench]

Lets skip the smooth talk. You wanna ****?

 

[Sir Desmond]

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Hard boiled, runny or fertilised?

 

[monty001]

I'm really good at math..add me and you together, subtract your clothes...divide your legs and lets multiply..

 

[TimmyDMVP]

Reggie Evans - Let me grab you!

 

[Jurassic]

Are you retarded?
Cuz you sure look special.

I hope nobody is offended by that one.

 

[MrBigShot_23]

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? because i can see myself in your pants.

 

[Mr. J]

What's up? My name is ____ and I like you a lot. Want to go out sometime?

Never fails for me.

 

[NJNetz]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting MrJ:</div><div class="quote_post">What's up? My name is ____ and I like you a lot. Want to go out sometime?

Never fails for me.</div>



Is that the line that you use for all the guys you meet?

 

[MrBigShot_23]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting NbaBaller:</div><div class="quote_post">Is that the line that you use for all the guys you meet?

</div>

LMAO!

 

[Mr. J]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting NbaBaller:</div><div class="quote_post">Is that the line that you use for all the guys you meet?

</div>

You got jokes? I'll keep this in mind.

 

[VinsanityVC15]

hey slpnsld23 just to let you know its do you got mirors in your pants because i see me in them.

 

[MrBigShot_23]

<div class="quote_poster">Quoting VinsanityVC15:</div><div class="quote_post">hey slpnsld23 just to let you know its do you got mirors in your pants because i see me in them.</div>

thats not what he says on Night At the Roxbury (funniest movie ever, alot of pick up lines in there)

 

[Nasty]

"You like to fly? Cus girl when im done witchu you'd be on another glaxy"

I heared last Saturday. The guy got the chick.