MickZagger
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This is becoming comical.
Trail Blazers owner Paul Allen threw a haymaker at me via Twitter while he was apparently en route to his team's final home basketball game of the NBA season. He linked to his own PaulAllen.com website that featured a four-photograph strip titled "The Four Stages of reading a John Canzano column about the Portland Trail Blazers." Included were four photographs of a Dumbo octopus that Allen recently encountered, complete with clever captions that jabbed at this columnist.
When I saw it, I was pleased to learn that Allen continues to read my column. Also, fascinated by the cool photographs of the odd-looking octopus. Also, confused as to why the Blazers owner believes I am either a floppy-eared octopus or that my reach extends to the bottom of the Ironbottom Sound. (I assure you, Mr. Allen, my bald head is the generally accepted running insult around here. Also, if the octopi were aware you still hadn't hired a GM, they would never appear this peaceful in the wild.) Mostly, I was disappointed that in all Allen's creative expression, the guy who nicknamed himself "Idea Man" failed to do the one thing that most of us care to know.
Deadspin, a blog read by the sports universe, called Allen's creation "a rage comic" even as I have a difficult time imagining the somber guy I've encountered in the hallway after Blazers games filled with that kind of emotional response. I must be under Allen's skin. Not my intention at all with the column. But I do know that there's an octopus out there who probably thought she was posing for a simple, tasteful deep-sea photograph for Allen and instead ended up splashed all over the Internet.
This is becoming comical.
