BLAZER PROPHET Went And Did It..........

[ABM]

It shouldn't matter how much "shaving cream" you have on the mirror, chicks always dig a little homemade pornography.

Remember, "objects in the mirror are always larger than they appear".

I'd bet you're the terror of town on any typical Saturday night.

 

[ABM]

So, one responded from BLAZER PROPHET'S ad on my behalf. Yea or nay? (I feel like a high-schooler all over again! )

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Here's one vote to "do her".

 

[tlongII]

You sure that's not a dude?

 

[tlongII]

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[ABM]

You sure that's not a dude?

Was kind of thinking the same thing.

 

[julius]

not a flattering picture. Looks like she has had a little too much work done, or likes botox a little too much.

 

[ABM]

not a flattering picture. Looks like she has had a little too much work done, or likes botox a little too much.

Could be.

Hi! I am 42 looking 30, blonde, 5'6, love hiking, coast, have full time job with occasional overtimes.....

 

[julius]

Could be.

Looking 30? not with that picture she doesn't.

 

[tlongII]

 

[Denny Crane]

When's the bachelor party?

 

[BlayZa]

looks like she's had some sort of full-facial reconstructive surgery.

...and is probably in the midst of suing them atm.

that 'looking 30' is quite endearing, although hugely misguided.

avoid.

 

[tlongII]

Is she cross-eyed or something? Is that why she's wearing shades?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

You sure that's not a dude?

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I also had that thought. She does look a bit masculine.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

looks like she's had some sort of full-facial reconstructive surgery.

...and is probably in the midst of suing them atm.

that 'looking 30' is quite endearing, although hugely misguided.

avoid.

BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[ABM]

HAHAHAHAHAHA. I also had that thought. She does look a bit masculine.

"Here's one vote to "do her"

You're worse than Nate.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

"Here's one vote to "do her"

You're worse than Nate.

Hey, I didn't say I'd do her- just that she's "good enough" for you.

 

[ABM]

Hey, I didn't say I'd do her- just that she's "good enough" for you.

(says the one who posted the ad in the first place without me even knowing about it......................)

ew?

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

(says the one who posted the ad in the first place without me even knowing about it......................)

ew?

HEY!! I was trying to help my lonely best friend with some classy female companionship. How'd I know one would end up looking like Joe Torre with tits??

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So, one responded from BLAZER PROPHET'S ad on my behalf. Yea or nay? (I feel like a high-schooler all over again! )

What was his name before the operation?

 

[ABM]

HEY!! I was trying to help my lonely best friend with some classy female companionship. How'd I know one would end up looking like Joe Torre with tits??

Trust me, pal.....I ain't lonely.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

What was his name before the operation?

Joe Torre

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Trust me, pal.....I ain't lonely.

Thanks to me.

 

[ABM]

Thanks to me.

my ribs

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Thanks to me.

So why the hell didn't you show to the Meet and Greet. I was shocked when ABM told me you didn't go because you think I'm such an asshole.

 

[ABM]

So why the hell didn't you show to the Meet and Greet. I was shocked when ABM told me you didn't go because you think I'm such an asshole.

He was too busy on CraigsList trying to get me dates.

Go figure.

 

[julius]

Thanks to me.

Wait...thanks to you ABM isn't lonely anymore? Do you guys have some kind of announcement to make?

 

[ABM]

Wait...thanks to you ABM isn't lonely anymore? Do you guys have some kind of announcement to make?

I have an alibi.

 

[MickZagger]

She looks like Linda Hogan.

 

[barfo]

Wait...thanks to you ABM isn't lonely anymore? Do you guys have some kind of announcement to make?

ABM is going to prove to us that it is a choice.

barfo