Blazers Drinking Game

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Gotta shotgun a Coors Light every time Stotts calls a play.

I believe the point of this thread was create something out of the ordinary.

 

[BBert]

Turnovers caused by dribbling off your own foot...or otherwise known as "the Felton"

Have to also include stepping out of bounds on the sideline while beginning your move. Also known as "The Jarrett Jack".

 

[BlazerWookee]

I believe the point of this thread was create something out of the ordinary.

Oh, I thought we were trying to come up with an excuse to imbibe heavily.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Oh, I thought we were trying to come up with an excuse to imbibe heavily.

The current Blazers season is, in and of itself, an excuse to imbibe heavily.

 

[BBert]

Dame gets hammered going to the basket, with no call.

Get it: "Hammered"?

What he needs to do is learn to flop like a fish.

While getting hammered.

Like a fish.

 

[noknobs]

I'm gonna try every idea in this thread tomorrow night. Wish me luck.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

blazers lose, i drown sorrows in vodka
blazers win, i celebrate with tequilla

 

[BBert]

I'm gonna try every idea in this thread tomorrow night. Wish me luck.

I hope you are planning to watch the game from a hospital bed hooked up to an IV.

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

blazers lose, i drown sorrows in vodka
blazers win, i celebrate with tequilla

I suggest that if tied at the end of regulation, you mixum for overtime.

 

[chzbrgr]

For me its like this:

Lenoard watching someone score/whiff block- 1 count
Plums/davis missed free throw- 1 count
Stepping out of bounds when starting a drive- 1 count

Aminu rebound length of the floor turnover or missed layup- 3 count

Dame 3/4 court pass for a turnover- 5 count

Blazers lose Kill Your Drink

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Drink whenever Rice mispronounces someone's name.

 

[Chris Craig]

Drink whenever a blazer player has an open three but hesitates until the defense can recoop and either shoots a highly contested poor fg percentage shot, or passes to the next closest blazer player who repeats the actions of the first...etc

 

[dead247]

Whenever Mike Barrett says "______ is beside himself!" or "Stotts is trying to get T'd up."

Whenever Mike Rice trails off from what he started to say.............................................

 

[dead247]

Immm fsooo ..... drinkgng thsgmmm sofufffd upblasszzsess andd suunsss fffffffffffffshhhhhhhh

 

[PtldPlatypus]

The Aminu full court drives in the first quarter would have had me buzzed early if I were a drinking man.

 

[Chris Craig]

Whenever Mike Rice talks about food in the first half.. Then says "I shouldn't have ate that" in the second half.

 

[ripcityboy]

Whenever you see a Draft Kings or Fan Dual commercial.... wait, TERRIBLE IDEA!!!

 

[riverman]

Whenever Mike Barrett says "______ is beside himself!" or "Stotts is trying to get T'd up."

Whenever Mike Rice trails off from what he started to say.............................................

Problem is then you start to think like Mike Rice....but you'll never out drink him unless you're me

 

[dead247]

Problem is then you start to think like Mike Rice....but you'll never out drink him unless you're me

I can picture it now...

Riverman says "Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii'mmmmmmmmmmmmmm lovin' it.........."

 

[Denny Crane]