Blazers making offer to Kanter

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An OKC fan tweeted D. Mayberry (a Thunder beat writer) that he hoped in 24 hours Thunder would send Kanter packing. Mayberry tweeted back "ain't gonna happen", FWIW.
 
Just tweeted at him asking him if he has any news on it. A response is doubtful.
 
Well I just made a one dollar bet that OKC would match. The money might be low, but it's with a friend I have a rivelry with. But I have to admit, I still kind of hope I lose the bet.
 
Damn. I should have bet too. Anybody know a sucker who thinks OKC won't match?
 
Good, so they'll lose Adams next year....maybe to us.
 
think..if they match..we can grab what they have to jettison.. a promising point etc etc etc
 
Since they HAVE to trade if they match. Maybe we could pick up some bargains?
 
BLAZINGGIANTS said:
Of course. I mean, we've fucked with them on some level (though on some levels I still maintain we did them a favor).
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Yeah, if they match he gets smaller annual raises, right? So without bothering with any of that pesky math stuff, it seems likely this costs OKC something comparable to their original smaller offer?
 
ripcityboy said:
No you're not. You are hardly as cool as Val Kilmer in that movie, bro.
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Val Kilmer called me the day he got that part and asked what "one liner" he should use.

It was between "I'm your huckleberry" and "Hold onto your shorts!" I said the second was used for a specific basketball forum legend and he would be sued for trademark infringement. When we decided the first option was best, he came over to my home, and we practiced the line together with a bottle of Captain Morgan's and contemporary Jazz. It brought out expression when we dazzled the crowd "A blind black fellow and an obese American Indian" as we rattled out the patented JAZZ HANDS. Later we dropped a few tabs and recited lines in the Doors movie.

It was a night we would never forget

So we gonna bet? I got $100 that Blazers get Kanter
 
BBert said:
Yeah, if they match he gets smaller annual raises, right? So without bothering with any of that pesky math stuff, it seems likely this costs OKC something comparable to their original smaller offer?
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Exactly. So, yeah. Much ado about nothing.
 
magnifier661 said:
Val Kilmer called me the day he got that part and asked what "one liner" he should use.

It was between "I'm your huckleberry" and "Hold onto your shorts!" I said the second was used for a specific basketball forum legend and he would be sued for trademark infringement. When we decided the first option was best, he came over to my home, and we practiced the line together with a bottle of Captain Morgan's and contemporary Jazz. It brought out expression when we dazzled the crowd "A blind black fellow and an obese American Indian" as we rattled out the patented JAZZ HANDS. Later we dropped a few tabs and recited lines in the Doors movie.

It was a night we would never forget
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I got as far as you telling an imaginary Val Kilmer to hold onto his shorts...
 
magnifier661 said:
Val Kilmer called me the day he got that part and asked what "one liner" he should use.

It was between "I'm your huckleberry" and "Hold onto your shorts!" I said the second was used for a specific basketball forum legend and he would be sued for trademark infringement. When we decided the first option was best, he came over to my home, and we practiced the line together with a bottle of Captain Morgan's and contemporary Jazz. It brought out expression when we dazzled the crowd "A blind black fellow and an obese American Indian" as we rattled out the patented JAZZ HANDS. Later we dropped a few tabs and recited lines in the Doors movie.

It was a night we would never forget

So we gonna bet? I got $100 that Blazers get Kanter
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I worship at the altar of Stevie Mcqueen.
 
ripcityboy said:
I worship at the altar of Stevie Mcqueen.
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Ahhhh good ole Steve. I remember one night that Kat drove to my house dressed in drag. I found it rather odd he would choose such an unusual sequen pattern, spelling "I love the tuba", but I didn't want to rain on his parade.

Anyway, we decided to take the yellow line to an old dive bar called "one eye jakes" and finish off a couple pints of malt liquor. Just when we thought the night could be more dull, a purple lizard strolled in wearing plaid rain boots and polyester chaps. He did the rain man dunk into a woman's tub top, which may of explained why Steve wore the "I love tuba" dress.

The night ended with us crashing our pelican on interstate 5 and having to walk to the moon the rest of the way.

Good times... Good times...
 
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