Blazers Need You!

[THE HCP]

The team is looking for a new person to run their social media account. Maybe one of you computer nerds can stop playing D&D long enough to apply!
http://blazers.m.teamworkonline.com/Jobdetail.aspx?j=68580



Sent from my baller ass iPhone 5S...... FAMS!

 

[santeesioux]

I can post gifs like nobodies business.

 

[Rhal]

I can see that ending badly if almost any one of us got the job.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

I'd nominate BGD.

S2 probably isn't the best place.

We lose it after any loss.

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

I wish. Even have a marketing degree to go with an accounting degree. But I'd be too obsessed, wouldn't have a life outside of that job

 

[THE HCP]

I offered today to do the job and got laughed out of the office!


Sent from my baller ass iPhone 5S...... FAMS!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

hire Greg Oden.

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

if you get someone from here, I see the tweets now

"F*** these guys #Firesale "

 

[Strenuus]

if you get someone from here, I see the tweets now

"F*** these guys #Firesale "

LMA out of town? #whoswithme

 

[Strenuus]

So, did that guy get fired for that eastern conference tweet early in the season?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I thought the Blazers twitter person was pretty good.

 

[THE HCP]

Moved on to a different job.


Sent from my baller ass iPhone 5S...... FAMS!

 

[Denny Crane]

I offered today to do the job and got laughed out of the office!


Sent from my baller ass iPhone 5S...... FAMS!

All your tweets end with "Sent from my baller ass"

 

[JfizzleBlazer]

Moved on to a different job.


Sent from my baller ass iPhone 5S...... FAMS!

Does that mean this job has upward mobility? Id have to take a paycut fams

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I think Nate Bishop would be great for this job.

 

[Eastoff]

I have posted to twitter twice. But I'm soon going to be a stay at home dad. Does that count for experience?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

That job is incredibly difficult and Dustin did a great job. On game days you are at the Blazers HQ working from 9am to midnight. Updating and coming up with fresh and original content for Twitter, facebook, the Blazer website, instagram, and other social media outlets is an herculean task.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Does that mean this job has upward mobility? Id have to take a paycut fams

I believe Dwayne Hankins held this position for the LA Kings and then became a VP for the Blazers so if you're good you can move up. But you also have to willing to relocate.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

So, did that guy get fired for that eastern conference tweet early in the season?

No, that tweet did exactly what it was suppose to do. It drew attention to the Blazers nationally. I wish the next person the Blazers hire does a little more of that. Nothing wrong with a little smack talk.

 

[jlprk]

Like I said before, they should hire Denny. Then he can worm his way up the ladder. He doesn't have to live in Oregon.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Like I said before, they should hire Denny. Then he can worm his way up the ladder. He doesn't have to live in Oregon.

Denny could never express himself in 140 characters.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Sly should do it, so if anyone said anything other than blowing smoke up the teams ass, he could ban them.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Have Mike Rice do it. :MARIS61:

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Sly should do it, so if anyone said anything other than blowing smoke up the teams ass, he could ban them.

Will you write a letter of recommendation for me?

 

[Denny Crane]

Will you write a letter of recommendation for me?

You know you can't ban people from twitter.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You know you can't ban people from twitter.

You can block them.

 

[jlprk]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

SERIOUS QUESTION: DOES IT INCLUDE A NBA CHAMPIONSHIP RING WHEN THE BLAZERS WIN IT ALL?

 

[BigGameDamian]