Blazers Offer Roy Hibbert Max Contract

[Mediocre Man]

Damian Lillard ‏@Dame_Lillard
If we get Roy Hibbert Ima be juiced!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

yes, "happy pills" should be your new name mm

 

[Mediocre Man]

Wow, those "Happy Pills" have turned MM into a beatneck.

Next stop, dark and smokey "coffee" bar, open mic...snaps fingers "hey Daddyo" "Dig this"

I could have done better on the last two lines, but a solid effort, I think?

 

[Mediocre Man]

yes, "happy pills" should be your new name mm

I am not a name changer. Maybe I will add it under my name....although Mr Sportstwo is so awesome

 

[Mediocre Man]

wendell maxey ‏@w_maxey
pick and rolls with @Hoya2aPacer all day long. RT @Dame_Lillard: If we get Roy Hibbert Ima be juiced!


Bastards are getting my hopes up again

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Hope is good for the soul, Brother.

 

[barfo]

I could have done better on the last two lines, but a solid effort, I think?

Maybe:

But we decide the center is white
and welcome Meyers Leonard

barfo

 

[Mediocre Man]

Maybe:

But we decide the center is white
and welcome Meyers Leonard

barfo

That doesn't rhyme, but maybe

But the center we drafted is white
Then realized he's just another great white hype

 

[barfo]

That doesn't rhyme, but maybe

But the center we drafted is white
Then realized he's just another great white hype

I don't think the last line is supposed to rhyme, is it? Does illusion rhyme with something?

barfo

 

[Mediocre Man]

I don't think the last line is supposed to rhyme, is it? Does illusion rhyme with something?

barfo

You know what, you are right

 

[DaLincolnJones]

I don't think the last line is supposed to rhyme, is it? Does illusion rhyme with something?

barfo

Confusion?

 

[barfo]

You know what, you are right

But the center we drafted is white
due to war room confusion

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

As the only non white mod at S2 I'm banning all of you racist fuckers!

 

[Mediocre Man]

As the only non white mod at S2 I'm banning all of you racist fuckers!

I was called a moron, and it hurt my feelings

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I was called a moron, and it hurt my feelings

No you weren't.

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I was called a moron, and it hurt my feelings

At least he didn't call you a white center . . . them there are fighting words

Hibbard is black, Indy will match.

 

[Mediocre Man]

At least he didn't call you a white center . . . them there are fighting words

Hibbard is black, Indy will match.

Exactly

 

[Mediocre Man]

No you weren't.

LOL has there been an edit already? I will have to go back and look

 

[PtldPlatypus]

At least he didn't call you a white center . . . them there are fighting words

Or an orange . . . whatever the hell they are at Syracuse. That would be even worse.

 

[Mediocre Man]

Or an orange . . . whatever the hell they are at Syracuse. That would be even worse.

Imagine a white American center from Syracuse going in the lottery?

 

[The_Lillard_King]

Imagine a white American center from Syracuse going in the lottery?

And somehow that draft pick would be justified as BPA . . . "in that tier".

 

[Mediocre Man]

And somehow that draft pick would be justified as BPA . . . "in that tier".

I wonder what the hell tier that would be? Probably fall after the S2 forum posters tier

 

[BBert]

Breathe deep the gathering gloom
Watch Hibbert fade from every room
Bedsitter people look back and lament
Another day's useless energy spent

Impassioned posters wrestle as one
MickZagger cries for Love and has none
Mrs. HCP picks up and suckles everyone
El Presidente does not want to go young

Cold hearted KP that rules the night
Removes Hibbert from our sight
Red and black and silver and white
But we decide which is right
And which is an illusion?

That's damn good.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

That doesn't rhyme, but maybe

But the center we drafted is white
Then realized he's just another great white hype

ugh i wish i could take that rep away

 

[Mediocre Man]

ugh i wish i could take that rep away

haha. sucker

 

[GrandpaBlaze]

Breathe deep the gathering gloom
Watch Hibbert fade from every room
Bedsitter people look back and lament
Another day's useless energy spent

Impassioned posters wrestle as one
MickZagger cries for Love and has none
Mrs. HCP picks up and suckles everyone
El Presidente does not want to go young

Cold hearted KP that rules the night
Removes Hibbert from our sight
Red and black and silver and white
But we decide which is right
And which is an illusion?

Nice Days of Future Past reference.

Gramps...

 

[Mediocre Man]

John Canzano ‏@JohnCanzanoBFT
My producers reached Roy Hibbert.... had a conversation with him about Portland. Be on @750thegame at 3 p.m.

Could be an interesting interview


I will be on my way home. Someone listen to this and paraphrase please

 

[barfo]

John Canzano ‏@JohnCanzanoBFT
My producers reached Roy Hibbert.... had a conversation with him about Portland. Be on @750thegame at 3 p.m.

Could be an interesting interview


I will be on my way home. Someone listen to this and paraphrase please

Canzano: I'm important.
Hibbert: Ok.
Canzano: No, really. I win prizes for my columns.
Hibbert: Ok.
Canzano: Do you have any relatives who are dying?
Hibbert: No.
Canzano: If any of them start dying, please let me know.
Hibbert: Ok.
Canzano: Well, that's all the time we have today. Next up: Draft pick Damian Lillard talks about his great-aunt's battle with osteoporosis.

barfo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Canzano: I'm important.
Hibbert: Ok.
Canzano: No, really. I win prizes for my columns.
Hibbert: Ok.
Canzano: Do you have any relatives who are dying?
Hibbert: No.
Canzano: If any of them start dying, please let me know.
Hibbert: Ok.
Canzano: Well, that's all the time we have today. Next up: Draft pick Damian Lillard talks about his great-aunt's battle with osteoporosis.

barfo

Hahahaha!

 

[Natebishop3]

Canzano: I'm important.
Hibbert: Ok.
Canzano: No, really. I win prizes for my columns.
Hibbert: Ok.
Canzano: Do you have any relatives who are dying?
Hibbert: No.
Canzano: If any of them start dying, please let me know.
Hibbert: Ok.
Canzano: Well, that's all the time we have today. Next up: Draft pick Damian Lillard talks about his great-aunt's battle with osteoporosis.

barfo

It's not osteoporosis. It's never osteoporosis.