Blazers trade for SlyPokerDog

[Chris Craig]

The Blazers have traded the cavaliers a protected future draft pick, for @SlyPokerDog. The picked is protected up to the 58th pick. SlyPokerDog was actually the mascot for the Cavaliers known as Moon dog. His bark is much needed on this rough and tumbling blazers team. If he somehow can pass a physical, he will suit up and play this Saturday versus the Boston Celtics.

*SlyPokerDog in costume as Moondog

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The Blazers have traded the cavaliers a protected future draft pick, for @SlyPokerDog. The picked is protected up to the 58th pick. SlyPokerDog was actually the mascot for the Cavaliers known as Moon dog. His bark is much needed on this rough and tumbling blazers team. If he somehow can pass a physical, he will suit up this Saturday versus the Boston Celtics.

*SlyPokerDog in costume as Moondog

Death to the Trail Cat!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Wait a minute, the Cavs never gave me a championship ring.

 

[Chris Craig]

Wait a minute, the Cavs never gave me a championship ring.

 

[andalusian]

Wait a minute, the Cavs never gave me a championship ring.

You sure you did not just eat it thinking it is dry food?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You sure you did not just eat it thinking it is dry food?

No way, I could have traded it for a couple of cans of Alpo.

 

[Minstrel]

Terrible trade at any price.

 

[oldfisherman]

I’m all for picking up a veteran service dog to help our handicapped players (and coaches).

Q. What type of assistance to the handicapped is SPD trained to give?
Visual impairment? Hearing impairment? Mental illness? Stress disorder? Mobility impairment?

We need a service dog that has been crossed trained to handle all of these conditions on the Blazers roster.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Mental illness?

I deal with you fuckers just fine.

 

[riverman]

Why would the Blazers trade for SPD? He can be bought for 50 bucks

 

[Chris Craig]

I’m all for picking up a veteran service dog to help our handicapped players (and coaches).

Q. What type of assistance to the handicapped is SPD trained to give?
Visual impairment? Hearing impairment? Mental illness? Stress disorder? Mobility impairment?

We need a service dog that has been crossed trained to handle all of these conditions on the Blazers roster.

 

[Chris Craig]

No worries, @SlyPokerDog will be a great influence for our players...

 

[andalusian]

Q. What type of assistance to the handicapped is SPD trained to give?

Humping the lonely. If only we had him when Oden was around.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Another bust of a trade. Fire Olshey. This Sly guy hasnt contributed one bit!!!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

After he waived PapaG I'm ok with this move.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Another bust of a trade. Fire Olshey. This Sly guy hasnt contributed one bit!!!

The Blazer medical staff is nervous about clearing 4 knees.

I can't figure out why...

 

[Voodoo]

Hey, shit, I didn't realize I had SPD as my avatar picture, now I may have to change it!

 

[Orion Bailey]

Hey, shit, I didn't realize I had SPD as my avatar picture, now I may have to change it!

think you are fine. You look like the Bizarro version of Sly.

 

[Voodoo]

think you are fine. You look like the Bizarro version of Sly.

I see what you did there, you cleverly are still saying I look like Sly.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I see what you did there, you cleverly are still saying I look like Sly.

Brother?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Twins?