Game Thread BONESJONES vs. KINGSPEED - 1-ON-1 GAME - DATE: TBA - YOUTUBETV

[BonesJones]

Plus I already admitted I don't go for a lot of blocks on the guy I'm defending, it's usually off of help so I'm either on your team or guarding you directly.

I blocked you YESTERDAY FAMS.

 

[hoopsjock]

I blocked you YESTERDAY FAMS.

Yup, you sure did. All I care about is winning though and I don't believe you won a game yesterday other than against Kingspeed and even he scored 3 points on you.

 

[BonesJones]

Yup, you sure did. All I care about is winning though and I don't believe you won a game yesterday other than against Kingspeed and even he scored 3 points on you.

I did win outside of Kingspeed (I dont count that, that's more of a warmup exercise), and you know I'll whoop your ass 1-on-1!

 

[hoopsjock]

I did win outside of Kingspeed (I dont count that, that's more of a warmup exercise), and you know I'll whoop your ass 1-on-1!

I probably could've taken you yesterday on that court. It would've been a good game at least.

 

[BonesJones]

I probably could've taken you yesterday on that court. It would've been a good game at least.

If we played 3 dribbles max you couldn't!

 

[Orion Bailey]

I have no games this weekend.

Let's get it!

@Orion Bailey needs to be there.

Sorry. Cant. Too much going on this weekend.

I disagree. Randolph plays zero D and @hoopsjock is a shot blocker.

Guys, it's Demarcus Cousins.

And the blazer his game most resembles is none other than Bill Walton.

HJ is a great passer. Gotta keep my eyes up whenever I cut

Thats why i say zbo mixed with our vanillagorilla with a splash of gasols outside shooting and passing.

 

[hoopsjock]

If we played 3 dribbles max you couldn't!

So not real basketball?

 

[HailBlazers]

I probably could've taken you yesterday on that court. It would've been a good game at least.

It's official. @BonesJones vs. @hoopsjock in round 2 of the YOUTUBETV RIPCITYTWO tourney.

 

[hoopsjock]

It's official. @BonesJones vs. @hoopsjock in round 2 of the YOUTUBETV RIPCITYTWO tourney.

That would end just like the Bones vs King game with me winning 11-3.

Seriously though I hate playing one on one.

 

[HailBlazers]

That would end just like the Bones vs King game with me winning 11-3.

Seriously though I hate playing one on one.

Seriously though Bones loves it. He doesn't have to pass! My moneys on you for sure, I'll take Nurk over CJ any day.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Seriously though Bones loves it. He doesn't have to pass! My moneys on you for sure, I'll take Nurk over CJ any day.

I hate one on one, I mean I don't mind breaking a guy down with the dribble but I like to drive to pass.

 

[HailBlazers]

I hate one on one, I mean I don't mind breaking a guy down with the dribble but I like to drive to pass.

Same. I only have energy for one side lol.

 

[BonesJones]

It's official. @BonesJones vs. @hoopsjock in round 2 of the YOUTUBETV RIPCITYTWO tourney.

We're might as well make a bracket. We already have the 1 Bones vs. 8 Kingspeed matchup going on.

 

[BonesJones]

Seriously though Bones loves it. He doesn't have to pass! My moneys on you for sure, I'll take Nurk over CJ any day.

I played with you and every time I looked for you to cut to an open spot, you didnt. Everytime you had a potential shot underneath, you werent ready for the ball.

 

[BonesJones]

So not real basketball?

Thatd be more reflective of real basketball than what youd do (Take 20 dribbles to get underneath the hoop and shoot).

 

[kjironman1]

Plus I already admitted I don't go for a lot of blocks on the guy I'm defending, it's usually off of help so I'm either on your team or guarding you directly.

Cross body blocks are easy to get and give.

 

[hoopsjock]

Thatd be more reflective of real basketball than what youd do (Take 20 dribbles to get underneath the hoop and shoot).

Oh I get it, you know you can't stop me without certain rules. It wouldn't take 20 dribbles to score on you.

 

[HailBlazers]

I played with you and every time I looked for you to cut to an open spot, you didnt. Everytime you had a potential shot underneath, you werent ready for the ball.

As stated. I only have energy for one side of the ball (old man syndrome).

But remember when I D'ed you up and snatched the rock? Or have you tried to forget.

 

[hoopsjock]

As stated. I only have energy for one side of the ball (old man syndrome).

But remember when I D'ed you up and snatched the rock? Or have you tried to forget.

Lockdown!

 

[Nurkalicious]

So not real basketball?

What is “real basketball?”

A 3 dribble rule isn’t much more arbitrary than reducing the team’s players from 5 to 1; you could say one on one isn’t “real basketball”

 

[HailBlazers]

What is “real basketball?”

A 3 dribble rule isn’t much more arbitrary than reducing the team’s players from 5 to 1; you could say one on one isn’t “real basketball”

Jokes aside. How tall are you?

 

[hoopsjock]

What is “real basketball?”

A 3 dribble rule isn’t much more arbitrary than reducing the team’s players from 5 to 1; you could say one on one isn’t “real basketball”

I agree, as I stated I'm more of a pass first guy anyway so I'd much rather play a real game than one on one.

However we're practicing for a 3 on 3 tournament so one on one is closer to that than full court five on five.

 

[Nurkalicious]

Are there videos of users on this site playing?

 

[Nurkalicious]

Jokes aside. How tall are you?

Never quite hit seven foot like my dad

 

[HailBlazers]

Never quite hit seven foot like my dad

But still always picked last?

 

[Nurkalicious]

But still always picked last?

Burn

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

But still always picked last?

Just brutal.

 

[BonesJones]

Oh I get it, you know you can't stop me without certain rules. It wouldn't take 20 dribbles to score on you.

I can stop you easily! You cant guard me out past 15 feet. Too quick. You got next. I need a REAL battle, and someone who can satisfy my competitive cravings.

 

[BonesJones]

What is “real basketball?”

A 3 dribble rule isn’t much more arbitrary than reducing the team’s players from 5 to 1; you could say one on one isn’t “real basketball”

Because in a normal game setting, you usually will only need three dribbles or so to break down a defense, and using more than that is worse for the team and allows help side defense to dig/double/etc.

When scoring 1 on 1 in the halfcourt in a real game, you only should use 3 dribbles.

That rule cuts out the 15 second isolation dribble ove cheese and the back someone under the basket for 15 seconds stuff.

 

[BonesJones]

As stated. I only have energy for one side of the ball (old man syndrome).

But remember when I D'ed you up and snatched the rock? Or have you tried to forget.

Once? You remember the 5 times I let you breeze by as I snapped a quick behind the back?

Or how about the time your ankles almost turned to dust?!

You couldve walked into layups on some of those cuts, but you're scared of the interior!

Dont talk shit about my passing when you wont give me good passing opportunities!