Game Thread BONESJONES vs. KINGSPEED - 1-ON-1 GAME - DATE: TBA - YOUTUBETV

[hoopsjock]

I’ll have you know that I once went 7/10 at Knotts Berry’s Farm and won a Laker basketball.

Whoa, impressive.

 

[BonesJones]

Easy to do when pressure of game isn’t on.

What?!

You think me playing against you is pressure? I dont care if its jokefully shit talkin, that's so bad that I cant even take it as a joke...

 

[BonesJones]

$100 says I can beat you 1 on 1 or in 3-pt contest

Unless you’re really tall

Let's get as many people as possible for $20 and do it NBA style.

 

[Chris Craig]

I’ll have you know that I once went 7/10 at Knotts Berry’s Farm and won a Laker basketball.

Lakers fan huh

 

[HailBlazers]

Lakers fan huh

 

[VanillaGorilla]

If I beat you 1v1, you rejoin our fantasy football league next year?

Deal.

 

[RipCityDSCPL]

But when I take one dribble, then cross you over breaking your ankles, and have a wide open lane to the hoop I shouldn't be limited to one more dribble to get from the 3 point line to a lay-in. I'm not Giannis.

I really don't want to win just backing you down every time, then it would simply come down to who had the ball first if you're hitting shots too. I've got finesse to my game too. It just seems like you're scared trying to limit what I can do offensively.

Just an observation, I think it is fair to say this, You are the Nick Young of trash talking of S2. I could totally see you shooting a three and doing what he did when he actually missed it.

And don't bother challenging me, I haven't played in 20 years, let alone been on a court to shoot. I know you would destroy me. I would be huffing and puffing, gasping for air.

Edit; Dammit. That was meant for @BonesJones not you. Fuck. Still tired I guess.

 

[BonesJones]

Just an observation, I think it is fair to say this, You are the Nick Young of trash talking of S2. I could totally see you shooting a three and doing what he did when he actually missed it.

And don't bother challenging me, I haven't played in 20 years, let alone been on a court to shoot. I know you would destroy me. I would be huffing and puffing, gasping for air.

Edit; Dammit. That was meant for @BonesJones not you. Fuck. Still tired I guess.

You had it right before the edit! You need to unedit!

 

[hoopsjock]

Just an observation, I think it is fair to say this, You are the Nick Young of trash talking of S2. I could totally see you shooting a three and doing what he did when he actually missed it.

And don't bother challenging me, I haven't played in 20 years, let alone been on a court to shoot. I know you would destroy me. I would be huffing and puffing, gasping for air.

Edit; Dammit. That was meant for @BonesJones not you. Fuck. Still tired I guess.

LMAO!!!!!!

That would've been so perfect for Bones! Swaggy P doesn't really fit my personality.

 

[BonesJones]

LMAO!!!!!!

That would've been so perfect for Bones! Swaggy P doesn't really fit my personality.

Yeah, you dont have swag like me fams. Thanks for admitting reality.

 

[hoopsjock]

Yeah, you dont have swag like me fams. Thanks for admitting reality.

I have no problem admitting that and swag level doesn't really matter once you step on the court. Maybe when I was your age I would've cared about something like that.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Lets see the video!

 

[HailBlazers]

I have no problem admitting that and swag level doesn't really matter once you step on the court. Maybe when I was your age I would've cared about something like that.

Oooo burn. Things heating up for this battle. Can't wait.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Lets see the video!

It's not pretty, but it exists.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

This should be a lesson, just because once in a while you can make a 3 doesn't mean that 25 footers are a good shot. The average distance of bones shots is probably about 12-15 feet, with KS only guarding about 5 feet out. Also bad for getting boards they keep bouncing over his head.
bones had height there but in 1v1 KS shouldve worked for better shots.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Based on the skills that King Speed displayed, a more competitive match up would be him against HCP.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Lord have mercy. I feel like my eyeballs were just abused.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Lord have mercy. I feel like my eyeballs were just abused.

I tried to save y'all from the experience, but the demands for the video kept coming. I could only hold out for so long.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I’m guessing most of you live in Portland but I’d probably be down if I’m in the area sometime (assuming you don’t tell me to meet you in a dark alley)

How about a dark valley? All good?

 

[Orion Bailey]

Sent to @Orion Bailey for editing. Not the best videography, but it's better than nothing.

Yeah, @PtldPlatypus still needs to post the original too.

I think Bones made himself look bad enough without editing.

It's not pretty, but it exists.

Man, couldn't hold out for this weekend for the real footage/ This is fake news here. I have the real edition to be released this weekend.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Whoa! ITs getting seirous in here. So after the tournament, we cna have our own. I can build a bracket.

Who all wants in on a 1on1 tourny for S2?


I already kicked bones's ass last year, so I have nothing to prove.

 

[Chris Craig]

Whoa! ITs getting seirous in here. So after the tournament, we cna have our own. I can build a bracket.

Who all wants in on a 1on1 tourny for S2?


I already kicked bones's ass last year, so I have nothing to prove.

Hell yeah

 

[Chris Craig]

I still want my rematch.

The footage will be far better

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

How about a dark valley? All good?

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I tried to save y'all from the experience, but the demands for the video kept coming. I could only hold out for so long.

I demand a video of you doing an imitation of Julia Child singing achy breaky heart while being electrocuted.

Might be better

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Man, couldn't hold out for this weekend for the real footage/ This is fake news here. I have the real edition to be released this weekend.

I realized I sent you the wrong file--the real footage was 675MB

 

[hoopsjock]

I realized I sent you the wrong file--the real footage was 675MB

Uh oh, hopefully the one you sent him wasn't "THAT" video.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Uh oh, hopefully the one you sent him wasn't "THAT" video.

 

[UKRAINEFAN]

I'm 74 but I think I could have played at least as good defense as Kingspeed. I don't think King would have scored at all if Bones had actually played D. I really think that those who voted for Kingspeed should have to have their names published.

 

[HailBlazers]

I'm 74 but I think I could have played at least as good defense as Kingspeed. I don't think King would have scored at all if Bones had actually played D. I really think that those who voted for Kingspeed should have to have their names published.

To be fair, King had just got done playing a number of games (3v3?) and Bones had just arrived (late).