Game Thread BONESJONES vs. KINGSPEED - 1-ON-1 GAME - DATE: TBA - YOUTUBETV

[H.C.]

To be fair, King had just got done playing a number of games (3v3?) and Bones had just arrived (late).

So @BonesJones was cold, and @KingSpeed was warmed up?

I'll be honest, in two years I've never seen Bones miss as many layups.
But from his shot selection he clearly didn't take it seriously.

 

[H.C.]

It's not pretty, but it exists.

I like @hoopsjock 's face at the start of the video.
Need to caption it and put in the caption game.
@Chris Craig

 

[dviss1]

What is “real basketball?”

A 3 dribble rule isn’t much more arbitrary than reducing the team’s players from 5 to 1; you could say one on one isn’t “real basketball”

The NBA used to host a 1 on 1 tournament.

#knowyourhistory

 

[HailBlazers]

So @BonesJones was cold, and @KingSpeed was warmed up?

I'll be honest, in two years I've never seen Bones miss as many layups.
But from his shot selection he clearly didn't take it seriously.

Bones is only good on perfect courts, he'll be the first to admit.

 

[dviss1]

Im not trying to limit you, I'm trying to make you use skill instead of backsown cheese.

But if you wont use backdown cheese, then no problem.

Let me ref. I'll take care of the 5 sec back down rule.

 

[dviss1]

$100 says I can beat you 1 on 1 or in 3-pt contest

Unless you’re really tall

Just come play. Let your game do the talking, then post.

 

[H.C.]

@hoopsjock @Orion Bailey
Whens next. Hoping to have this thing off in the next couple days.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Just come play. Let your game do the talking, then post.

If my game had to do all the talking, I'd never post again!!

 

[dviss1]

It's not pretty, but it exists.

Holy shit that looked bad for @KingSpeed...

Give some effort bruh... Have some pride...

Some of those shots...

 

[dviss1]

@hoopsjock @Orion Bailey
Whens next. Hoping to have this thing off in the next couple days.

I must've missed something.

 

[H.C.]

I must've missed something.

I have a cast on my right hand.

 

[hoopsjock]

I must've missed something.

His penis enlargement surgery had some well let's just call them complications.

 

[hoopsjock]

If my game had to do all the talking, I'd never post again!!

You're too humble. You play great defense.

 

[dviss1]

His penis enlargement surgery had some well let's just call them complications.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

You're too humble. You play great defense.

Appreciate that. Sadly, that's all I can do. That and hit the occasional mid-range J.

 

[hoopsjock]

@hoopsjock @Orion Bailey
Whens next. Hoping to have this thing off in the next couple days.

OB was busy this weekend. The following weekend is Easter Sunday so I'm guessing people are busy.

I was kind of waiting to see the playoff schedule before figuring out the next time. Maybe we can hoop and have a watch party for one of the road games.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

OB was busy this weekend. The following weekend is Easter Sunday so I'm guessing people are busy.

I was kind of waiting to see the playoff schedule before figuring out the next time. Maybe we can hoop and have a watch party for one of the road games.

Blazers always end up with night games dont they because of time zones? We should play this weekend!

 

[hoopsjock]

Appreciate that. Sadly, that's all I can do. That and hit the occasional mid-range J.

I'm guessing you don't play much though, right? Your offense would be better if you were consistently practicing, no shame in missing shots on those kinds of hoops though.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I'm guessing you don't play much though, right? Your offense would be better if you were consistently practicing, no shame in missing shots on those kinds of hoops though.

True, true, and very true.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I'm guessing you don't play much though, right? Your offense would be better if you were consistently practicing, no shame in missing shots on those kinds of hoops though.

I missed at least two layups where I was kind of looking at the hoop like, I honestly don't know how that didn't go in...

 

[BonesJones]

I missed at least two layups where I was kind of looking at the hoop like, I honestly don't know how that didn't go in...

I back rimmed so many jumpers. Hard rim.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I back rimmed so many jumpers. Hard rim.

Usually when the ball leaves my hand I know if its good or not, Had some shots that felt bad go in, and had plenty of shots that felt alright brick. Wish I couldve stayed and seen people warm up a bit.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I realized I sent you the wrong file--the real footage was 675MB

HAHAHAHA! I was wondering how you got something that long to send, But im notg expert at tech, so I was like "alright he musta zipped it on his phone or something".


NOw, Can I say Im like REALLY itching to get into my phone and see what you DID send me?????

IT better be some goods!!!!

 

[Orion Bailey]

@hoopsjock @Orion Bailey
Whens next. Hoping to have this thing off in the next couple days.

I cant do anything this a weekend, but next weekend and after im down. If a weeknight makes more sense I can make it if its 5pm or later.

I do suggest we go for a place on the west side this time. Them country folk drive miles to get to us city slickers.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Holy shit that looked bad for @KingSpeed...

Give some effort bruh... Have some pride...

Some of those shots...

HEY!! Its a best of seven. This was just a feeler game for him.

 

[Orion Bailey]

I have the first part of the bracket made up.


Seed #12... ME
Seed # 6... HCP

Ill finish the rest later, but I think this is a good start.

 

[BonesJones]

I have the first part of the bracket made up.


Seed #12... ME
Seed # 6... HCP

Ill finish the rest later, but I think this is a good start.

5 vs. 12.

But HCP is a double digit seeds for sure.

 

[riverman]

I back rimmed so many jumpers. Hard rim.

That's why they were jumping!

 

[tlongII]

I expected Bones to be in much better condition. Seeing a guy that young in that kind of shape is disheartening.

 

[tlongII]

I think you mentioned it but was that court slanted? Gotta find a new court if so.