Game Thread BONESJONES vs. KINGSPEED - 1-ON-1 GAME - DATE: TBA - YOUTUBETV

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Dude got a forty mill contract and cant afford a full half court, let alone a full court? How can he practice his threes on that kiddy court?

If I had that "kiddy court" in my house I would be playing basketball about 12 hours a day.

 

[Orion Bailey]

If I had that "kiddy court" in my house I would be playing basketball about 12 hours a day.

even if you had 40 mill?

Dont get me wrong. At my salary, id love the hoop. If I had 40 mill on the books heading my way, there is no way I build that kiddy thing.

 

[Dougnsalem]

You do know your homerism only extends as far as the Blazers right? Beyond that, your support will dwindle like most fantasies.

But I will always support and back up your Blazers homerism.

Ok, that was really funny! You do bring up a good point though- Eric offsets all of those negative, previously banned posters; that suck the life energy out of me. Keep it up King....

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

even if you had 40 mill?

Dont get me wrong. At my salary, id love the hoop. If I had 40 mill on the books heading my way, there is no way I build that kiddy thing.

Id do whatever my wife told me too lol.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Id do whatever my wife told me too lol.

Skirt wearing slave.

 

[BonesJones]

It was a feel out game. I know how to guard him now going forward. It’s best of 7, Ask CC. I’m good at adjustments.

LOL.

You're:

1. Not quick enough
2. Not strong enough
3. Not tall enough
4. Not in shape enough

And all you do was foul.

Trash.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Skirt wearing slave.

But happy, cause she’s happy. heh

 

[BonesJones]

BTW I dropped 46/17/7 last night including 4 of 5 from 30ft. Wish yall couldve seen it.

 

[riverman]

even if you had 40 mill?

Dont get me wrong. At my salary, id love the hoop. If I had 40 mill on the books heading my way, there is no way I build that kiddy thing.

Meyers needs to work in the paint...eliminating the 3 pt range was a good thing for his practice court...he needs to practice from 5ft in

 

[dviss1]

How did you find a hobbit to play against?

Awwwwww.....

 

[dviss1]

LOL.

You're:

1. Not quick enough
2. Not strong enough
3. Not tall enough.

And all you do was foul.

Trash.

Awwwwwww.....

 

[hoopsjock]

Notice how she was shooting ambidextrous too? Imagine the other uses should could put both hands to?
You of all people here should really appreciate that thought im thinking.

You claim your sense of humor isn't potty humor like the rest of us but then you make jokes like this?

 

[hoopsjock]

BTW I dropped 46/17/7 last night including 4 of 5 from 30ft. Wish yall couldve seen it.

Whenever you post stats I think you need to have this asterisk.

*Playing 4 on 4 and on a non-regulation sized court.

 

[Orion Bailey]

You claim your sense of humor isn't potty humor like the rest of us but then you make jokes like this?

When have I ever made that assertion? Besides how do you not know I am talking about culinary skills?

 

[hoopsjock]

When have I ever made that assertion? Besides how do you not know I am talking about culinary skills?

Whenever you have one of your meltdowns, you always seem to throw in that no one understands your refined humor because we all just like potty humor.

 

[Orion Bailey]

You claim your sense of humor isn't potty humor like the rest of us but then you make jokes like this?

And really, I thought it was more of an observation than a stab at humor. LOL

 

[Orion Bailey]

Whenever you have one of your meltdowns, you always seem to throw in that no one understands your refined humor because we all just like potty humor.

Bullshit. I say no one understands it cause i suck at it. My issue. Not yours. But contrary to my jokes, im NOT a quitter. Ida left this place or not shown up to things a long time ago if my “meltdowns” were truly all serious.
Secondly, potty humor can be funny, but to me, not when its the same joke for three years. Its like, come up with something new man.

But do i carry my “meltdowns” any further than my fingers typing it and then moving onto the next thread to joke or whatever? Hell no man.

Do i like to play the insecure puss? Yes. Why? Because theres already people playing the bully at times. So im just having my fun with my bizarro style.
Don't think into it any more that that bro.
I dont.

 

[Haakzilla]

It was a feel out game. I know how to guard him now going forward. It’s best of 7, Ask CC. I’m good at adjustments.

...ooofta, just watched the first couple minutes of the video, do you really want to suffer through this 3 more times though?!

 

[KingSpeed]

...ooofta, just watched the first couple minutes of the video, do you really want to suffer through this 3 more times though?!

You didn’t see my first few games against CC. Similar thing. Then I won 4 straight. Bones said he’d beat me 11-0. He’s in for trouble.

 

[hoopsjock]

Bullshit. I say no one understands it cause i suck at it. My issue. Not yours. But contrary to my jokes, im NOT a quitter. Ida left this place or not shown up to things a long time ago if my “meltdowns” were truly all serious.
Secondly, potty humor can be funny, but to me, not when its the same joke for three years. Its like, come up with something new man.

But do i carry my “meltdowns” any further than my fingers typing it and then moving onto the next thread to joke or whatever? Hell no man.

Do i like to play the insecure puss? Yes. Why? Because theres already people playing the bully at times. So im just having my fun with my bizarro style.
Don't think into it any more that that bro.
I dont.

Damn OB, I didn't think I needed the green font while obviously messing with you.

 

[Dougnsalem]

BTW I dropped 46/17/7 last night including 4 of 5 from 30ft. Wish yall couldve seen it.

I SERIOUSLY need to get 2K19..... Lol

Jk Torey

 

[hoopsjock]

I SERIOUSLY need to get 2K19..... Lol

Jk Torey

He plays in a 4 on 4 league on a small court with a shot clock, it's super fast paced.

 

[HailBlazers]

BTW I dropped 46/17/7 last night including 4 of 5 from 30ft. Wish yall couldve seen it.

7 assists? That a kid. If CJ did that we'd be unstoppable.

 

[Dougnsalem]

He plays in a 4 on 4 league on a small court with a shot clock, it's super fast paced.

I was just messing with him. That sounds like a fun league. If it were half court. I'd die after running the whole court the first time....

 

[rotary111]

@BonesJones where do you play in the couve? I need to get my old fat ass back in a shape other than round....and you look beatable.


JK Bones.

 

[Dougnsalem]

@BonesJones where do you play in the couve? I need to get my old fat ass back in a shape other than round....and you look beatable.


JK Bones.

There should be a "Fat Fuckers" league, or something like that. Only requirement- You end up having to crawl, to complete a 40 yard dash. I may not be fat, but I'd qualify. Damn smokes....

 

[BonesJones]

Whenever you post stats I think you need to have this asterisk.

*Playing 4 on 4 and on a non-regulation sized court.

Lol. But the 30 footers... After each one I thought about this actor who says I cant shoot.

 

[BonesJones]

@BonesJones where do you play in the couve? I need to get my old fat ass back in a shape other than round....and you look beatable.


JK Bones.

Lakeshore Athletic Club. Kinda expensive though.

 

[Orion Bailey]

Damn OB, I didn't think I needed the green font while obviously messing with you.

Fucker!! Trying to bring on another meltdown? Well you fucking got it.
So fucking done with this place. Even the cool kids are clowns...

 

[rotary111]

Lakeshore Athletic Club. Kinda expensive though.

I used to have a membership there a few years ago. I know the rims there well.

I think they have updated the place semi-recently. It was a little dated, maybe I need to join again.