BREAKING BLAZER NEWS!!

[BLAZER PROPHET]

So, in true Blazer board tradition when you screw up a trade rumor, you must now change your name to Mediocre Prophet.

Hey, I'm right 99% of the time and that's better then you clowns.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Big trade!! BP exchanges what little credibility he had for scorn and disdain from fellow Blazers internet nerds.

I'll say this. If one doesn't have a tough hide they'll never make it in forum land.

 

[VanillaGorilla]

Hey, I'm right 99% of the time and that's better then you clowns.

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Why not wait to make a thread when you actually know what the news is?

 

[Pinwheel1]

I'll say this. If one doesn't have a tough hide they'll never make it in forum land.

Just to be clear for some of you, tough and fat are not the same thing.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

My boss just came in and tells me KEX has reported a "blockbuster trade" will be announced today at 4:15.

No other details.

It's almost time! I'm so fricken excited! I wonder who we get in the trade?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Link here - http://www.iheart.com/live/1949/?autoplay=true

 

[ironcrotch]

It's almost time! I'm so fricken excited! I wonder who we get in the trade?

Traded Jim Rome for Rush Limbaugh.

 

[jlprk]

4:30. In the rush I had an accident on the freeway, but I left the scene so I could be here. They won't find me with just those hot pink paint flecks.

 

[Mediocre Man]

4:30. In the rush I had an accident on the freeway, but I left the scene so I could be here. They won't find me with just those hot pink paint flecks.

So you rear ended the Mayor?

 

[jlprk]

So you rear ended the Mayor?

That's too good! I'm leaving that untouched.

 

[Sinobas]

I will break you.

 

[BBert]

I blame BP's boss for yanking his chain early in the morning. We should put a flaming bag in front of his office.

 

[GoBlazersGo]

I blame BP's boss for yanking his chain early in the morning. We should put a flaming bag in front of his office.

"Ol' Man Cummings hates shit!"

 

[crandc]

Traded Jim Rome for Rush Limbaugh.

OH GOD. What choices!

I'd have to pick Rome over Limbaugh. Sort of like arsenic v. strychnine.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

So you rear ended the Mayor?

How do you mean that?

 

[VanillaGorilla]

How do you mean that?

I think he was thinking jlprk hit a hot pink car, then he said that car belonged to Mayor Sam Adams, cause he's gay.