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[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Our long national nightmare is over!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[chzbrgr]

Thats what you get for trying to be the last samurai

 

[gatorpops]

WATCH HIM GO FOR A TRIPPLE DOUBLE TONIGHT! No trade needed now.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I imagine it went down like this:

 

[BrunoSOC]

oh boy

 

[Scalma]

I don't think she cut it short enough, there's enough length there for Meyers to work with.

 

[ripcityboy]

What took her so long.....

 

[Rastapopoulos]

He looks on the verge of tears.

"Well _I_ thought it looked nice..."

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

I was sincerely embarrassed for the guy. His hair was ridiculous. That weird braid thing was just stupid.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Elle has gone full Delilah.

 

[Dougnsalem]

Geeze... And here I was thinking it was gonna be that Festus was gonna start for us, or something like that.....

 

[BBert]

Geeze... And here I was thinking it was gonna be that Festus was gonna start for us, or something like that.....

This is much bigger

 

[Hobbesarable]

Elle has gone full Delilah.

You're bustin' out the biblical characters on us. First, Noah and his Ark. Then, Delilah using the shears to cut Samson's hair.

I find it funny. I've heard people use the nickname "Legend" when describing Meyers Leonard and always thought of it as like seeing a Unicorn. But I never heard anybody refer to him as Samson even if it was unintentional.

Props to you, Platy.

 

[Jon]

was hoping for something along the lines of Festus, not some damn tweet about hair...

 

[PtldPlatypus]

You're bustin' out the biblical characters on us. First, Noah and his Ark. Then, Delilah using the shears to cut Samson's hair.

I find it funny. I've heard people use the nickname "Legend" when describing Meyers Leonard and always thought of it as like seeing a Unicorn. But I never heard anybody refer to him as Samson even if it was unintentional.

Props to you, Platy.

Glad I could entertain. Clearly, I must continue to search the forum for more inspiration for Biblical references.

Challenge accepted.

 

[e_blazer]

Elle has gone full Delilah.

She tied him to her kitchen chair,
She broke his throne and cut his hair...

Hallelujah!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Glad I could entertain. Clearly, I must continue to search the forum for more inspiration for Biblical references.

Amen!

FTFY

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

10 million bucks a year and the best he can do is a really crappy haircut by his wife with kitchen shears????? Cheap bastard............

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Cheap bastard............

One of us! One of us! One of us!

 

[Nikolokolus]

 

[handiman]

Glad I could entertain. Clearly, I must continue to search the forum for more inspiration for Biblical references.

Challenge accepted.

Biebslical.

 

[Mediocre Man]

I saw, long national nightmare over, and thought they waived him

 

[BigGameDamian]

I here Abercrombie and Fitch and Macy's are closing in downtown Portland.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

shiiiiiit, no way his wife did that fade with kitchen shears, we should call for a congressional inquiry.

 

[Strenuus]

She tied him to her kitchen chair,
She broke his throne and cut his hair...

Hallelujah!

"but you miss your braids, now do yah?"

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I here Abercrombie and Fitch and Macy's are closing in downtown Portland.

That was one of your better jokes!

 

[dviss1]

Glad I could entertain. Clearly, I must continue to search the forum for more inspiration for Biblical references.

Challenge accepted.

Bruh...Don't EVER compare soft ass "Meyers" to Sampson...

Judges 15:16 (KJV)
16 And Samson said, With the jawbone of an ass, heaps upon heaps, with the jaw of an ass have I slain a thousand men.

The Biebs ain't ready....

 

[Dougnsalem]

Well, the haircut didn't help much. Maybe he should try shaving it all off, like his armpits....