Exclusive Breaking News! Batum & Aldridge gone! Will not be on team next year!

[SlyPokerDog]

Breaking news, after years of frustration and fringe forum contention and years of being linked to San Antonio, Portland's very own SlyPokerDog has decided to take his talents to Texas to sign with the San Antonio Spurs for the league vet minimum. Here is photographic evidence of the signing - you heard it here first folks SPD has signed for the vet minimum to chase championships in another forum.

Dammit, Canzano was suppose to break this news.

 

[Voodoo]

I got my sources SPD, they shall remain anonymous, but I totally have my sources.

 

[magnifier661]

My "tin-foil hat radio podcast" just confirmed this as well Sly

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Apparently Aldridge is going to the Celtics.

 

[riverman]

If they both go, who's going to be the next target of poster disdain? Dame, Meyers or CJ?

 

[oldfisherman]

The great salesman, Neal Olshey, sure has been quite lately. He must be as nervous as a fox at a hound convention.

 

[magnifier661]

The great salesman, Neal Olshey, sure has been quite lately. He must be as nervous as a fox at a hound convention.

Or deadly as the tiger waiting to pounce on his prey

 

[Tunchi]

Where theres smoke, theres fire.. All these LMA rumors but not one indication he staying in Portland makes me believe hes gone. CYA

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Apparently Aldridge is going to the Celtics.

If anyone knows someone that lives in Boston see if the stores are selling any Celtic Aldridge apparel.

 

[riverman]

He'll never be the greatest Celtic ever so I don't see it

 

[e_blazer]

Where theres smoke, theres fire.. All these LMA rumors but not one indication he staying in Portland makes me believe hes gone. CYA

You know, every time I take a look at the cover of the National Enquirer while standing in line at the supermarket, there's always a story about space aliens doing something or other. Not once have I seen a headline in a mainstream news source disproving these stories. Where there's smoke there's gotta be little green men.

 

[BlazerWookee]

Where theres smoke, theres fire.. All these LMA rumors but not one indication he staying in Portland makes me believe hes gone. CYA

Then I have a bridge over San Francisco Bay I'll sell you. Cheap.

 

[BBert]

If they both go, who's going to be the next target of poster disdain? Dame, Meyers or CJ?

There is plenty of disdain to go around. Although, I tend to think it is more a reflection of the disdainer than the disdained.

 

[riverman]

Breaking news, after years of frustration and fringe forum contention and years of being linked to San Antonio, Portland's very own SlyPokerDog has decided to take his talents to Texas to sign with the San Antonio Spurs for the league vet minimum. Here is photographic evidence of the signing - you heard it here first folks SPD has signed for the vet minimum to chase championships in another forum.

I hear they don't need pooper scoopers in Texas...it's a giant sandbox with tumbleweeds and twisters that clean up every once in awhile

 

[Voodoo]

I hear they don't need pooper scoopers in Texas...it's a giant sandbox with tumbleweeds and twisters that clean up every once in awhile

Man, now you have me interested in Texas - I have a dog and the worst part of owning him is being his personal pooper scooper! Leaving it where it lies, in a shitty state, in well, a shitty state like Texas, is very appealing.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Told you you guys Batum is gone. I broke this story before everyone!

 

[Strenuus]

Told you you guys Batum is gone. I broke this story before everyone!

That's actually super creepy.

If LMA is gone........

 

[Denny Crane]

Where's the LMA appreciation thread?

Hope there won't be one!

 

[Fez Hammersticks]

Booo this man!

Boooooooooooo

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Booo this man!

Boooooooooooo

Trust me, I hate being right about this.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

Told you you guys Batum is gone. I broke this story before everyone!

Not cool, dog.

 

[Denny Crane]

Not cool, dog.

Bad dog!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Not cool, dog.

Hey, I went on record with my sources. Everyone else has been off the record with their sources.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I hate being right...

 

[magnifier661]

This man needs to be banned

 

[riverman]

I hate being right...

If you don't hump his leg, Dame might throw you a bone

 

[SlyPokerDog]

This man needs to be banned

 

[Rastapopoulos]

Unfortunately now Denny has to fire you.

 

[Strenuus]

Everyone pay your respects to the Dog.