Breaking News! Oregon Duck decapitated while skydiving!

[SlyPokerDog]

Chris Fowler ‏@cbfowler BREAKING NEWS; The ORE Duck head is missing. While skydiving today, it came loose & plummeted to earth. A search is ongoing. No joke.



Chris Fowler ‏@cbfowler
To clarify, the lost Duck head is only the third string model. No panic in Eugene. But the depth is impacted.



Chris Fowler ‏@cbfowler
BREAKING NEWS: ORE Duck head has been recovered. In one piece. A good samaritan happened upon it and returned it. Crisis averted.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The Oregon Duck ‏@TheOregonDuck Literally had an out of body experience today. All is well #migranes

 

[Zalsa]

I honestly thought to god that a player got his brains smooshed while skydiving.

I had a little laugh from this

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

Slow news day in Duckville?