Burger King lied, people died!

[SlyPokerDog]

[video=youtube;S6IqHnW4Lnk]

Okay, maybe people didn't die but this chick did go bat shit crazy!

Panama City Beach -- A cell phone camera captured the action in the Panama City Beach Burger King on Front Beach Road Saturday, as a crowd of tourists nearly rioted at the restaurant.

Employees dialed 9-1-1 for help, as one bikini-clad woman, later identified as Kimesia Smith of Montgomery, Ala., jumped up on the counter and threw a charity coin jug at employees, and 3 of Smith's friends also began throwing napkins, utensils, and trays throughout the location.

The woman in the bikini, who became concerned about the whereabouts of her two children after Panama City Beach Police placed her in handcuffs, was taken to the Bay County Jail on charges of simple battery, in part because of allegations she pulled a Burger King employee's hair. Beach police contacted a friend of the woman, who told police she would take care of Smith's children.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

FOOD FIGHT!!!!

I was hoping she was going to do a little strip tease for her audiance.

 

[Ed O]

FOOD FIGHT!!!!

I was hoping she was going to do a little strip tease for her audiance.

If you see other pictures of her: no, you would not hope for that

Ed O.

 

[mook]

The integration of the word "bikini" adds about 167% more awesome to any story, no matter what that story is. It's a theory I just made up.

Feel free to test it out yourselves.

 

[mook]

Former Fed chief Allen Greenspan noted before a congressional hearing yesterday that bikinis pricing reflects inflation spikes in offshore textile......

See? That headline I just made up went from 1.2% awesome straight up to 2%.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The integration of the word "bikini" adds about 167% more awesome to any story, no matter what that story is. It's a theory I just made up.

Feel free to test it out yourselves.

Mookini!

Now you're 167% more awesome!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

obesity: the silent killer

 

[andalusian]

obesity: the silent killer

Obesity and bikinis - a deadly match.

Learn the game. Post.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

checkmate

 

[OSUBlazerfan]

There are some racist folks commenting on the video wtfff

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Mookini!

Now you're 167% more awesome!

That's cool - 167% of 1% is 1.67%.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Ed O. was right. Looked up her mug....err...FUG...

YIKES!! That is one tough looking dude...err...chick.

 

[The Professional Fan]

This kind of stuff disturbs the fuck out of me.