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SharpeShooter
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or crackheads who haven't passed out yet
Those types are typically not driving though. They are tweaking the sidewalks.
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or crackheads who haven't passed out yet
Those types are typically not driving though. They are tweaking the sidewalks.
Crackheads run across the street, mostly around 3am
I hope they find this bastard ASAP and he has a miserable life in prison.
Actually, in this case, I hope they find him.... make him watch them tear his beloved BMW apart and then make him live in a cell built from the pieces of his BMW for the rest of his life.
What’s wrong with a black bmw?
Turn signals have extremely high rates of failure.What’s wrong with a black bmw?
Beautiful!Nah, but not too far off on year and model. I keep mine stock besides a couple engine mods, though.
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Explains SO much!Right? I have two.
That is sick. But I’ll take a new one too. I’ve had four BMWs. From a 1972 2002, to a 535 more recently. Love them.C’Mon really? Unless its a 1988 M5………View attachment 48857
Man, I had 2 friends back in the day that completely hooked up their 2002s, like car show ready. And 5 series are my favorites. But as an Audi owner.....I always have to stick it to the BMW dorks.That is sick. But I’ll take a new one too. I’ve had four BMWs. From a 1972 2002, to a 535 more recently. Love them.
Dude, a Camry is the least fun car. It is reliable. It is affordable. It is super boring.I'll never understand the appeal of BMW and Mercedes.
If you go to Germany, they have Mercedes taxis. They don't understand how either of those companies are considered high end. They're just cars.
If I'm spending some serious money on a car, I'm going to go get a classic car that will gain value. Rather drive my boring Camry and have a classic car in the garage, rather than spend all that money on a beamer or benz.
I've had friends that get BMW's though. And the ladies like them.
Ah yes. My group of friends from elementary and middle school love reminiscing About missed opportunitiesSo two funny thoughts about that...
I knew a kid who was still living at home and decided to spend all his money on an older BMW. He walked around with the fob and everything. It's kinda hard to maximize the potential of a BMW when you have to bring the ladies back to mom and dad's house. It also didn't help him that he wasn't a particularly good looking guy.
I on the other hand opted to buy a Wrangler when I was 18 because I knew chicks loved Jeeps..... which is true. Chicks do love Jeeps. I ended up giving my sister's friends many rides to school in that thing, but I was too damn shy to take advantage of it. Years later I had more than one of those girls admit they had a crush on me. Many regrets and missed opportunities.
That 2002 I had is probably now worth about 40k. It was mint. Back then it was just an old BMW. God I wish I had that. Friend here in town bought a cheap one that needed work, spent about 15000 on it and it is unreal now. If I knew shit about how to work on cars that’s what I would do.Man, I had 2 friends back in the day that completely hooked up their 2002s, like car show ready. And 5 series are my favorites. But as an Audi owner.....I always have to stick it to the BMW dorks.
So two funny thoughts about that...
I knew a kid who was still living at home and decided to spend all his money on an older BMW. He walked around with the fob and everything. It's kinda hard to maximize the potential of a BMW when you have to bring the ladies back to mom and dad's house. It also didn't help him that he wasn't a particularly good looking guy.
I on the other hand opted to buy a Wrangler when I was 18 because I knew chicks loved Jeeps..... which is true. Chicks do love Jeeps. I ended up giving my sister's friends many rides to school in that thing, but I was too damn shy to take advantage of it. Years later I had more than one of those girls admit they had a crush on me. Many regrets and missed opportunities.
You need to invent a machine that travels thru time...and call it...a time machine!
Try getting high school girls when you drive an extremely battered version of one of these........So two funny thoughts about that...
I knew a kid who was still living at home and decided to spend all his money on an older BMW. He walked around with the fob and everything. It's kinda hard to maximize the potential of a BMW when you have to bring the ladies back to mom and dad's house. It also didn't help him that he wasn't a particularly good looking guy.
I on the other hand opted to buy a Wrangler when I was 18 because I knew chicks loved Jeeps..... which is true. Chicks do love Jeeps. I ended up giving my sister's friends many rides to school in that thing, but I was too damn shy to take advantage of it. Years later I had more than one of those girls admit they had a crush on me. Many regrets and missed opportunities.
A time machine wouldn't do me much good.... I'd have to convince 18 year old me that he's not shy and awkward with the ladies. It would be like Marty trying to teach his dad how to not be a dork in Back to the Future.
What we need is for someone to invent a machine where we can enter a dream state and relive situations of our past so we can change them. It wouldn't be real, but it could be fun to completely change something that happened to you.
That is sick. But I’ll take a new one too. I’ve had four BMWs. From a 1972 2002, to a 535 more recently. Love them.
Try getting high school girls when you drive an extremely battered version of one of these........
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I borrowed my dad's car a lot.........
I think I just lost any respect I might have had for you............at least mine was all I could afford with the $135 I had back then.....Oh pullease!
Try having gf’s with this beaut!
Dont ask when i lost my virginity!
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I think I just lost any respect I might have had for you............at least mine was all I could afford with the $135 I had back then.....
The BMW 2 and 4 series convertibles might be worth a test drive...Me too. Used to LOVE them. My 1999 3 series convertible, and my 2008 5 series were the best. But the last two I owned, a 2012 and a 2016, were not the same. At least imo. I'm kind of turned off to them now.
Oh man. That’s awesome.