Orion Bailey
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so you've hired a female singer with enormous boobs?
Yes but the difficulty lies in getting you into that mini skirt.

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so you've hired a female singer with enormous boobs?

I misunderstood your usage of "masses" I guessYes but the difficulty lies in getting you into that mini skirt.![]()
Hmm...you think people are going to become Blazer fans because they appreciate the fact that our announcers are not "homers"?Yep. Plus with trying to make Portland more of a regional/national figure, sometimes its better to be impersonal. Other cities wont think they are homers and might jump on the national Blazer fandom.
I honestly don't think the Blazers put too much stock into local/metro area fans. We are locked in. What other basketball team can you be a fan of and still go to the games? GSW if your a super rich mofo I guess.
Other than that the Blazers know the local fans have no choice. However the national fans might not bite on homerism and want a bit more professional approach to the commentating.
Either way, I miss mike and mike. no doubt. if your a Blazer fan, im sure you miss them. But again. All season change and this is now a new season and I'm totally happy with the more professional/less biased commentating.
Here's a serious question for ya....how are the broadcast guys gelling with the team on the road? I'd think Hurd would connect with the young guys on the roster...any insight?I'm noticing this DarkWing guy is slowly chipping away at my empire.....
Are you trying to say he drinks like a fish?Here's a serious question for ya....how are the broadcast guys gelling with the team on the road? I'd think Hurd would connect with the young guys on the roster...any insight?
a list of the world's tiniest empiresI'm noticing this DarkWing guy is slowly chipping away at my empire.....
I find myself watching Hornets, Bulls, Spurs and Mavericks games just to see the old core play...but don't tell anyone....Nico is having the best successI find myself switching to the away broadcasters and not really missing anything. With the Mikes, I would be pissed if the Portland broadcast wasn't on.
Calabro's terrific, if a little too impartial. Hurd is good for at least one facepalm per quarter, sometimes two or three.
I'm still mad they got rid of the Mikes.
It's all about making all NBA teams identical, with the white guy, the black guy, and the woman. Hurd's analysis is good, and McGowan hired the religious guy for his 3 or 4 cute little jive-ass pronunciations. 99% of his accent is totally white, it's just 3-4 words he says now and then on purpose to earn his paycheck. He should stop acting argumentative with Calabro. He does it seriously, not intending to be funny, and it isn't funny. The biggest complaint I have is that their chemistry lacks clever little laughs, like Calabro had years ago with colormen Marques Johnson and Mychal Thompson.
You guys keep saying that Calabro is a legend, but to me he's the newcomer who stole Bob Blackburn's Sonic job 30 years ago. Blackburn had a great melodious, almost musical, voice, but apparently Bob Whitsitt didn't like him and made a Kemp/Karl-like discovery in Calabro. (Blackburn could be overdominating sometimes in conversation, but he taught Calabro how to add real time game stats to his play-by-play.)
Hmm...you think people are going to become Blazer fans because they appreciate the fact that our announcers are not "homers"?
Ok.
If you could escape your narrow-minded school indoctrination, you might learn some history from my posts. Take an acid trip and find out what college was like 40 years ago.
Just replace Lamar Hurd with Jesus Shuttlsworth!
It's all about making all NBA teams identical, with the white guy, the black guy, and the woman.
Reading the GT. did this asshole actually call us the Sonics? And no apology or my bad afterward? That's just bad fucking karma.
Get rid of him. I was such a huge KC supporter. Man was i wrong
Reading the GT. did this asshole actually call us the Sonics? And no apology or my bad afterward? That's just bad fucking karma.
Get rid of him. I was such a huge KC supporter. Man was i wrong
I missed it the first time. I had to re-suffer through the last couple minutes of the game to see if Calabro really called us the Sonics. And he did, indeed:
"Turnovers have been the bane of the Sonics- err the Blazers here tonight. It has been the absolute toughest part of watching this ball game..."
No, he didn't apologize, but everyone makes mistakes sometimes. You can't fault the guy, especially since he was in the presence of Mr. Sonic himself.
