Funny Caption That Picture Thread (Terry Stotts Edition)

[TBpup]

What are these so called "adjustments" you speak of?

 

[Jade Falcon]

"See all those Wizard players huddled in the paint? I want you to drive in there for a layup."

"Pass out to Sauce or Chief? No, you can do it Dame. Be a hero!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I cannot believe putting Stauskas on Morris didn't work!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Dammit, somebody told me this was the Goodwill. Why are we playing the Wizards? They aren't even a Northwest team."

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Are you a lesbian? You look like Zach Collin's sister!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"See this play? I don't want you to pass it to anyone. Just keep shooting, even if you brick it all night long."

 

[Jade Falcon]

Separated at birth.

But Manning kept the greatness. And the winning.

 

[jlprk]

"I was listed as 6-6 when I played, but men my age have shrunk an inch, so I'm 6-5. You two just keep telling everyone that you're 6-7 and 6-4."

 

[blue9]

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I almost had you Miami!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"We're going to lose 3 games on this road trip because of me."

 

[Jade Falcon]

"And they nominated me for Coach Of The Year! Can you believe it?!"

 

[BonesJones]

I don't like this thread.

 

[TBpup]

(except for Dame)

My teams don't play tough,
Don't stand up to teams who do,
Can't run a fast break to save their lives,
Are defensively a sieve,
...and are 1-12 in our last 13 Playoff games.

But damn don't we look good in the regular season against soft teams that don't play much defense.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I don't like this thread.

You're kidding? Jesus, not this too.

Okay.....*takes a breath*......why don't you like this thread?

 

[ripcityboy]

The necks that keep on giving.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

You're kidding? Jesus, not this too.

Okay.....*takes a breath*......why don't you like this thread?

I’ll admit theres some funny stuff, but its kind of classless...

 

[ripcityboy]

I’ll admit theres some funny stuff, but its kind of classless...

Yeah. We should be constantly trashing Meyers more. He's the agreed focus of our mob derision. But making fun of Terry, what a bunch of cluekess yahoos.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Yeah. We should be constantly trashing Meyers more. He's the agreed focus of our mob derision. But making fun of Terry, what a bunch of cluekess yahoos.

Yeah because Im totally on here trashing Meyers all the time...

 

[Jade Falcon]

I’ll admit theres some funny stuff, but its kind of classless...

This forum loses it's shit on a daily basis about the stupidest things. We swear and argue in game threads with one-another. And that's not even including the lovely shit that goes on in the OT!

Why are we suddenly concerned about being classy?

My advice is: don't take it too seriously. I've already said: I'm not teasing Stotts as a PERSON. I'm teasing him as a COACH. And I for one am not going to apologize for that. He's earned every single bit of it.

And quite frankly, seeing as how other fanbases treat their coaches, I think we've been pretty nice to the guy.

 

[ripcityboy]

Yeah because Im totally on here trashing Meyers all the time...

Everybody trashes Meyers, at some point. I think it's on the agreement to sign up here.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

This forum loses it's shit on a daily basis about the stupidest things. We swear and argue in game threads with one-another. And that's not even including the lovely shit that goes on in the OT!

Why are we suddenly concerned about being classy?

My advice is: don't take it too seriously. I've already said: I'm not teasing Stotts as a PERSON. I'm teasing him as a COACH. And I for one am not going to apologize for that. He's earned every single bit of it.

And quite frankly, seeing as how other fanbases treat their coaches, I think we've been pretty nice to the guy.

I completely understand, Im not saying dont do it. Im not ‘losing it’, I realize its mostly done in fun. I dont really care. Have your fun.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Everybody trashes Meyers, at some point. I think it's on the agreement to sign up here.

Lol, I really dont find myself talking about Meyers much at all.

 

[ripcityboy]

Lol, I really dont find myself talking about Meyers much at all.

I wish I could believe that Blazer fans were capable of that. When we drafted Meyers, 1080 had a draft call in show and I heard some of the nastiest shit ever. It was basically just a hint of what was to come for the next seven years.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I wish I could believe that Blazer fans were capable of that. When we drafted Meyers, 1080 had a draft call in show and I heard some of the nastiest shit ever. It was basically just a hint of what was to come for the next seven years.

Well, I have an opinion on ML, but my guess is everyone does at this point. I certainly dont hate the guy. Tonight he played pretty good!

 

[Jade Falcon]

Lol, I really dont find myself talking about Meyers much at all.

I never thought I would say this, but.....I actually think he's playing better right now than ever before. Mind you, he's still WAY overpaid, and he's not playing much.....but when he does play, it seems like this quicker tempo meshes well with him.

Or maybe it's finally clicking together for him after 6 years.....maybe.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I never thought I would say this, but.....I actually think he's playing better right now than ever before. Mind you, he's still WAY overpaid, and he's not playing much.....but when he does play, it seems like this quicker tempo meshes well with him.

Or maybe it's finally clicking together for him after 6 years.....maybe.

I thought he looked better last year, I know that’ll sound stupid.
If he could stop thinking and just play I think he could be an ok back up big.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I thought he looked better last year, I know that’ll sound stupid.
If he could stop thinking and just play I think he could be an ok back up big.

I respectfully disagree....I think he had his moments last year for sure, but I think OVERALL, he's more consistent thus far in this season. Perhaps that's what Stotts worked on: consistency. Perhaps that's why some of us are more impatient than others, because we're not used to seeing consistency by the whole team? Perhaps we're too used to judging individual players?

What a brain wave. I need to think more on this.

 

[BonesJones]

You're kidding? Jesus, not this too.

Okay.....*takes a breath*......why don't you like this thread?

I don't like making fun of Stotts. Even if I disagree with some of his coaching.

 

[Jade Falcon]

I don't like making fun of Stotts. Even if I disagree with some of his coaching.

Why not?