Funny Caption That Picture Thread (Terry Stotts Edition)

[Jade Falcon]

"Wait....I'm still here? What's my job again?"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I almost had you, Denver!"

"Look, I think you're big enough to guard a 7-foot All NBA player, Chief. And by the way.....keep shooting."

 

[TBpup]

What is this Pick-n-Roll thing that teams keep running?

 

[BonesJones]

What is this Pick-n-Roll thing that teams keep running?

A 5-foot floater is better than a layup and worth less than a 3, so we should let them shoot 5-foot floaters!!!

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Let's have a competition: which of you two can brick the most shots in 5 minutes?"

 

[TBpup]

"Let's have a competition: which of you two can brick the most shots in 5 minutes?"

"I got this." ~Gary Trent

 

[Jade Falcon]

I wish I could caption a picture of Stott's face tonight when the camera panned over him. I've never seen a more punch-able look on a person's face in my entire life, Jesus Christ.

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I almost had you, Miami!"

 

[blue9]

 

[Titan]

*Terry looking at above posts*

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I almost had you, Memphis!"

 

[TBpup]

"I almost had you, Memphis!"

"If only they just hadn't hit so many shots."

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I almost had y-...." ah fuck it.

 

[Jade Falcon]

Oh yes.....it's back.....

"I ALMOST HAD YOU, THUNDER!"

 

[BonesJones]

"Thank God I have an actor to back me up!"

 

[SIeepwalker]

"I know you're playing great but sit your ass down on the bench"

"GO GETTEM CHIEF !!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I almost had you, Philly!"

 

[TBpup]

My defensive rotations are not exactly improving with age....

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Hey God....what's a Championship?"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Hey! Does anyone know what a timeout is?!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Coach, we need a timeout!"

Terry: ......where did I park my car....?

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I almost had you, Warriors!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"You can do it on your own, Dame!"

 

[HailBlazers]

"I got an Idea! Oh wait, Lost it."

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Coach, we need Defense!"

Terry: "......who are you? Didn't I give you some spare change already?"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Nobody panic! ISO ball is the way forward!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Simons, what are you doing?! I told you to guard Anthony Davis!"

 

[stampedehero]

Coach Coach Are you there? We asked you a question two minutes ago. (Apparently, after the Sixers loss, Terry had succumbed into a trance)

 

[Jade Falcon]

"I almost had you, Toronto!"

 

[Jade Falcon]

"Dammit, STOP PLAYING DEFENSE!"