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Lashanna comfortably perched on kitchen counter. There are very few rules in my house. No cats on kitchen counters is one.
 
Lashanna comfortably perched on kitchen counter. There are very few rules in my house. No cats on kitchen counters is one.

Don't use the rules
They're not for you, they're for the cats
And you're a cat if you don't know that
So use the rule, you silly cat
 
WTF?!?

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Lashanna is a thief! She stole a knitting needle. Located behind bookcase. Cell phone pouch landed in hallway. Ball of yarn wrapped completely around the couch. Got out of the bath this morning. Clean underwear, T shirt, leggings all neatly laid out. No socks. Finally located them in the library.

She has a drawer full of cat toys but still steals anything that isn't nailed down.
 
Cats aren't the problem. They are only doing what they evolved to do. Humans who don't spay/neuter, or who thinks a female should have just one litter with no plans to provide for the kittens, or that it is unmanly to neuter a tomcat, who decide a cat is too much trouble to care for and dump him/her to fend for him/herself. They are the problem. They are the cause of millions, probably tens of millions, of unhoused feral cats trying to feed themselves and their kittens. You can't reasonably expect a hungry predator to ignore available prey because it's endangered.
 
Cats aren't the problem. They are only doing what they evolved to do. Humans who don't spay/neuter, or who thinks a female should have just one litter with no plans to provide for the kittens, or that it is unmanly to neuter a tomcat, who decide a cat is too much trouble to care for and dump him/her to fend for him/herself. They are the problem. They are the cause of millions, probably tens of millions, of unhoused feral cats trying to feed themselves and their kittens. You can't reasonably expect a hungry predator to ignore available prey because it's endangered.
I do feel bad that I have outdoor cats... My kids love them and they do keep the rodent population at bay (rodents have been bad the last couple years). And I can't stand the smell of the litter box. For some reason the two neutered males like to take dumps on the furniture (?!?!)

I need to build them an outdoor catio (and/or maybe a fenced-in run with sand along the side yard fence). Hopefully they'll use a cat door to do their business outside in the sand... Luckily the spayed female is in the house most of the time because at least she will go out and do her business when she needs to.
 
I do feel bad that I have outdoor cats... My kids love them and they do keep the rodent population at bay (rodents have been bad the last couple years). And I can't stand the smell of the litter box. For some reason the two neutered males like to take dumps on the furniture (?!?!)

I need to build them an outdoor patio (Catio?) (and/or maybe a fenced-in run with sand along the side yard fence). Hopefully they'll use a cat door to do their business outside in the sand... Luckily the spayed female is in the house most of the time because at least she will go out and do her business when she needs to.

We are thinking of getting something like this for our cats. Two
have been indoor only and two became indoor when we moved here. They all love the windows when open so we are thinking something like this on our front patio would be perfect.


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Little guy is actually yawning. lol

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But in Guangdong and Guangxi provinces of the Lingnan cultural region, some—especially older—people consider cat flesh a good warming food during winter months. The Associated Press reported in 2008 that people in southern China's Guangdong province (population just over 113 million) ate 10,000 cats per day.
 
Lashanna seems to just materialize. Took a ridiculously long time to figure out. She refuses to wear collar with a bell. And she doesn't talk. Lucia talked, she would always announce her arrival with verbal greeting and often just chatter. Part Siamese and they are talkative. Lashanna is not a talker. With no bell, not talking and silent paws, Lashanna really does seem to appear out of nowhere.
 
Lashanna seems to just materialize. Took a ridiculously long time to figure out. She refuses to wear collar with a bell. And she doesn't talk. Lucia talked, she would always announce her arrival with verbal greeting and often just chatter. Part Siamese and they are talkative. Lashanna is not a talker. With no bell, not talking and silent paws, Lashanna really does seem to appear out of nowhere.

There's a cat who leads a life of danger
To everyone she meets she stays a stranger
With every move she makes
Another mouse she takes

Odds are she won't be seen til tomorrow

Secret agent cat, secret agent cat
They've given you a collar
And taken away your game

Beware of pretty birdies that you find
A pretty bird can peck on your behind
Ah, be careful where you spray
Or you'll give yourself away

Odds are she won't be seen til tomorrow

Secret agent cat, secret agent cat
They've given you a collar
And taken away your game

barfo
 
Took me two days to assemble Lashanna's cat tree. Made more difficult by her jumping on it an sharpening her claws while I was still putting in final screws, which had to be done by feel since I couldn't see them. IMG_20240129_104141~2.jpg
 

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Took me two days to assemble Lashanna's cat tree. Made more difficult by her jumping on it an sharpening her claws while I was still putting in final screws, which had to be done by feel since I couldn't see them. View attachment 62511
She wasn't willing to pose on the new construction? What a diva...
 
My cats are chill. Haven’t had cats in years because I’ve been allergic. My daughter decided to take care of a stray when she first moved to Hawaii with me. She was pregnant, apparently. Had four kittens. So many stray pets out here, nobody wanted any of the kittens. So now we have momma and three of her kittens. Great cats. I’m apparently no longer allergic, either.
 
My cats are chill. Haven’t had cats in years because I’ve been allergic. My daughter decided to take care of a stray when she first moved to Hawaii with me. She was pregnant, apparently. Had four kittens. So many stray pets out here, nobody wanted any of the kittens. So now we have momma and three of her kittens. Great cats. I’m apparently no longer allergic, either.

Is your daughter still pregnant?

barfo
 
I see what you did there.

But considering that she’s only now just turned 13, it’s kinda pushing the envelope. But you do you, creeper.

Hey, it wasn't me who got your 13 year old pregnant.

You should be looking instead at the local tomcat. Or maybe the local shark?

barfo
 
Took me two days to assemble Lashanna's cat tree. Made more difficult by her jumping on it an sharpening her claws while I was still putting in final screws, which had to be done by feel since I couldn't see them. View attachment 62511

I've gotten those for my cats in the past (not that exact one of course, so your mileage may vary) but I've noticed that they don't care about it. But than again, the last few cats I've had hated human food and had an aversion to cat nip, so maybe mine are actual aliens instead of cats.
 
Got in car to go to grocery. Heard a thump as Lashanna jumped onto hood. Car warms up faster than the ground and cats love warm high places. I had to get out and lift her down. She sat on porch with injured expression.
 

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