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julius said:
I've gotten those for my cats in the past (not that exact one of course, so your mileage may vary) but I've noticed that they don't care about it. But than again, the last few cats I've had hated human food and had an aversion to cat nip, so maybe mine are actual aliens instead of cats.
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You have Flurkins????!!!!???
 
I got my bathroom remodeled last week. Lashanna was very gracious about letting me use her room in the interim.
 
Lashanna brought me free range poultry. Feathers a major mess to clean, they are so small and light they float into every possible and impossible cranny.
 
Lashanna came home gagging and coughing. I didn't see anything in her mouth. She then ran out. I guess to eat grass and throw up. Most likely hairballs but scary. I will massage her throat if/when she returns. That came help them throw up. I hope she didn't get into anything toxic or get anything stuck.
 
Lashanna is home. She isn't retching. I gave her the end of a can of food. Figure if she's been vomiting her throat and stomach could be tender and soft food better. She ate the food. I opened a new can, which normally brings her running but she is lying on our bed. Possibly exhausted. I tried to listen to her breathing but when I lay down next to her she started purring and I couldn't hear breathing over the purr.

Last night I had a massive insomnia attack. Years ago saw a sleep specialist who couldn't find a cause, just said I have insomnia. But she advised getting up and doing something that is routine, not stimulating, rather than toss and turn for hours. I baked and cleaned house and after four hours thought I could try to sleep. Turned off alarm, woke up an hour later than usual time with Lashanna tucked against me purring.
 
Lashanna is missing. She is so good about coming home. Calling for the past hour.
 
I am in trouble. Lashanna brought home free range poultry. She did the kill in the library. I went in later and vacuumed feathers, twice. Found remains of the bird in a corner, wrapped it up and disposed of it. Lashanna came home and looked for where she had left it. Clearly she was leaving the second half for later. She looked everywhere and meowed loudly. She is not happy with me.
 
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crandc said:
I am in trouble. Lashanna brought home free range poultry. She did the kill in the library. I went in later and vacuumed feathers, twice. Found remains of the bird in a corner, wrapped it up and disposed of it. Lashanna came home and looked for where she had left it. Clearly she was leaving the second half for later. She looked everywhere and mowed loudly. She is not happy with me.
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You

Ingrate

After all she does for you, protecting you and her home from that foul fowl, you disrespect her like that? So disappointing.
 
Lashanna has been high as a kite. I had to cut back overgrown catnip. Don't worry, there is plenty left. All the freshly cut greenery let out a lot of catnip scent. She comes inside and rolls on her back waving her paws in the air. She was hanging upside down on her porch.
 
I came home from work yesterday to find five cats lounging on my patio.

I only have four cats.
 
Erica DeVries is a Democratic candidate for state legislature in New Hampshire. After hearing JD Vance denounce childless cat ladies taking over the country, she ran ad explaining that although she hasn't children she is committed to improved public education. She added pictures of her two cats and asked for donations for childless cat lady. Her fundraising skyrocketed.

I live in California but think I will chip in a few bucks in Lashanna's name.
 
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