OT Charlize Theron adopts baby, baby told her that it was transgender at 3 years old.

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Also, Charlize Theron wonders why she is single.
https://www.cinemablend.com/pop/246...n-single-for-10-years-im-shockingly-available

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

https://pagesix.com/2019/04/19/charlize-theron-confirms-daughter-jackson-is-transgender/

Charlize Theron revealed that her 7-year-old child Jackson is transgender.

“Yes, I thought she was a boy, too,” Theron told The Daily Mail, “Until she looked at me when she was three years old and said: ‘I am not a boy!'”

“So there you go! I have two beautiful daughters who, just like any parent, I want to protect and I want to see thrive,” the “Long Shot” star shared. “They were born who they are and exactly where in the world both of them get to find themselves as they grow up, and who they want to be, is not for me to decide.”

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I dunno about these crazy ass white women adopting black babies and fucking them all up. Reminds me of the two lesbians who drove them all off a cliff.

Fucking crazy white wimmen.

My theory is they adopt black children as status symbols to show how progressive they are. With the two lesbians, I think they were secretly racist tho.

 

[Lanny]

I dunno about these crazy ass white women adopting black babies and fucking them all up. Reminds me of the two lesbians who drove them all off a cliff.

Fucking crazy white wimmen.

My theory is they adopt black children as status symbols to show how progressive they are. With the two lesbians, I think they were secretly racist tho.

I would never select you for a jury member.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I would never select you for a jury member.

IT WOULD BE A HUNG JURY

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I dunno about these crazy ass white women adopting black babies and fucking them all up. Reminds me of the two lesbians who drove them all off a cliff.

Fucking crazy white wimmen.

My theory is they adopt black children as status symbols to show how progressive they are. With the two lesbians, I think they were secretly racist tho.

I should adopt a kid and make it think it can ride a Harley Davidson by age 5.

"He told me he wants to ride a chopper"

 

[Lanny]

I should adopt a kid and make it think it can ride a Harley Davidson by age 5.

"He told me he wants to ride a chopper"

In a totally bizarre way this sounds cool.

 

[Chris Craig]

Also, Charlize Theron wonders why she is single.
https://www.cinemablend.com/pop/246...n-single-for-10-years-im-shockingly-available

She shouldn't have publicized this.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

She shouldn't have publicized this.

Crazy fucking bitches, man.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

In all honesty I was looking at grown women's titties in the Sears catalog when I was three. I would have done things to them if they let me so.......

 

[SportsAndWhine]

Ehn, I knew at 4, so...

 

[Lanny]

In all honesty I was looking at grown women's titties in the Sears catalog when I was three. I would have done things to them if they let me so.......

The Sears, Roebuck and company catalog was used as outhouse toilet paper when I was that young.
I do recall trying to look up the skirts of the babysitters at church when I was about 4. I had no idea what I was looking for but the boy next to me said it was a great idea to look. I always got in trouble when I listened to other boys. By natural nature I was a goody two shoes.

 

[tlongII]

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

 

[barfo]

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

Well I left home just a week before
And I've never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man"

 

[Lanny]

Well I left home just a week before
And I've never ever kissed a woman before
But Lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man"

And so's Lola.

 

[riverman]

Also, Charlize Theron wonders why she is single.
https://www.cinemablend.com/pop/246...n-single-for-10-years-im-shockingly-available

Aren't you also single?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Aren't you also single?

Nyet.

 

[barfo]

Nyet.

Ordered up a Russian bride, eh?

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Ordered up a Russian bride, eh?

barfo

I did some freelance work for some people.

 

[SportsAndWhine]

I did some freelance work for some people.

That’s a funny way of saying you unicorn for married couples.