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I hope nobody gives them fire.
Why? We could blame them for global warming.

Tin foil hats protect you from the chimps with spears in Bend, so I hear. Right Maris?

Tin foil hats protect you from the chimps with spears in Bend, so I hear. Right Maris?
How many times do I have to say it... Maris doesn't live in Bend. Please don't associate him with the great city of Bend. He lives in Lapine. The butthole of Oregon.
How many times do I have to say it... Maris doesn't live in Bend. Please don't associate him with the great city of Bend. He lives in Lapine. The butthole of Oregon.
