If you talk 100 monkeys and give them a typewriter..... then let them bang out the results for a few hours and put it in the largest state publication..... I'm sure a would read be interested enough to look at it. You'd only have to pay then in bananas though.
LOL ya, he's awful
Canzano is an eight-time Associated Press Sports Editors (APSE) award winner. He's won APSE awards in four different writing categories (column, investigative reporting, enterprise and projects), with his most recent award coming in 2015 for column writing.
[4] In 2010
[5] and again in 2015,
[6] the Society of Professional Journalists named Canzano the National Sports Columnist of the Year. In 2009, Canzano was voted America's No. 1 sports columnist by the APSE.
[7][8] In 2007 and 2008, the
Associated Press named Canzano the nation's No. 2 sports columnist among large-circulation newspapers, with Canzano finishing second to the
Los Angeles Times’ Bill Plaschke both times.
[9] [10]Canzano was recognized by The Press Club of Atlantic City as national sportswriter of the year in 2004, 2010 and 2014.
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Canzano's investigative work and reporting about Brenda Tracy, the survivor of an alleged gang raped by four college football players, was recognized as the best sports writing in 2014 with a first place in the National Headliner Awards.
[13]
In 2013, Canzano won first place in Special Topic Column Writing in the Best of the West contest for his portfolio of columns that included a column on a soldier who died in action in Afghanistan and Canzano's own experience coaching a girls fourth-grade volleyball team with a player who has Down Syndrome.
[14]
In 2002, Canzano was named the nation's top investigative sports writer by the Associated Press News Executives Council
[15] for his enterprise piece on Carlos Rodriguez,
[16] a 21-year-old Dominican basketball star who was masquerading as a 17-year-old high school basketball player.
Canzano is a five-time Oregon Sportswriter of the Year winner.