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Received this email from a co-worker, figured I'd post it for y'all to comment on:
Angry Co-Worker said:I’m liking what I’m seeing ever since Roy came back. Lot of nice stuff out there, now with G-Wallace it gets even better. Actually it’s not Roy; it’s that teams figured out how to stop our offense when our one and only option is drop it to Aldridge in the post. It’s really not complicated--here is how it works:
1.) Push Aldridge 4-5 feet outside of his comfort zone in the post.
2.) Play off of Andre as he tries to pass into Aldridge, we know Andre isn’t going to shoot the three so double up on Aldridge.
3.) Aldridge will attempt 1-2 moves but because he started at the 3 point line and Andre’s defender is sagging in Aldridge has no were to go.
4.) Blazers go into panic mode!
5.) At this point there should be about 5-10 seconds left on the shot clock. The offensive theme has just switched from Basketball to a game of hot potato
6.) Andre swings the ball to one of the other four blazers that have set up camp around the 3 point line
7.) Rudy will be open but after 3 pump fakes will decide to make one last pass to Batum
8.) Batum bricks another 3
9.) Repeat steps 1-8 above for the entire rest of the game
This is seriously what occurs every time down the court. It almost sounds like a joke but it’s what they actually do, I’m not making it up, I wish I was.
The Lakers figured this out in the fourth quarter and what happened to our offense, umm it shut down. Obviously the Hawks saw what the Lakers did and put 2 and 2 together, it’s not complicated.
So you’re probably saying well throw in the towel the season is over, the other teams have figured it out. WOW not so fast I’ve got a secret weapon, something I saw back in 1955 when the game was different. There is one last hope, it’s a strategy called “cutting”. Let me explain it because if you’ve watched the Blazers for awhile you obviously have no idea what this term means. See instead of setting up a 3 point contest with the worst 3 point shooters in the league you instead tell those players to run to the basket. This way Aldridge has players “cutting” to the basket. Even if you miss the 3 foot jump shot or layup you have a good chance of getting fouled and going to the line. I’m like 100% positive Nate has never heard of this concept so hours of whiteboarding would be needed to fully grasp the concept but I think he might eventually catch on, maybe not. Ok that’s the end of my rant, which was more of a short novel then an actual rant.
