Coal Cracker humor

[Old Bob]

A guy is driving down a country road when his car breaks down. He sees a farmhouse so he goes up to ask for help.</p>

Just as he's about to knock on the door he notices through an open curtain, that there's a woman in a rocking chair, and she's sitting there squeezing her tits !</p>

Across the room sits a little old guy who's jacking off with one hand, and holding an umbrella over his head with the other !</p>

The guy forgets all about the car and takes off running towards town. He gets to the gas station and tells the attendant what he just saw at the farmhouse outside town.</p>

The gas station attendant says, "oh that's the McGee's place", "they're both deaf and dumb", see she was telling him to go milk the cows and he told her f**k you it's rainin' !</p>

 

[DDRickyDD]

hahahahaha, Good one Bob.

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[Old Bob]

There was these 2 Polish guys back home in Pa. They decided to go hunting.</p>

When they got to the top of the mountain the road came to a fork.</p>

There was a sign nailed to a tree that said "HUNTER"S BEAR LEFT"</p>

So they went home.</p>

 

[Old Bob]

A guys shows up 2 days late for work.</p>

His boss says, "where in hell have you been?"</p>

The guy says "I won 2nd prize at a Polish wedding"</p>

"What's that?" says the boss</p>

A 3 day weekend with the bridesmaids at a hotel the guy says.</p>

Jeezuz!!! says the boss, what the hell was 1st Prize ???</p>

Oh, the guy says, a canned ham !</p>

 

[Old Bob]

They had a beauty contest in my hometown.</p>

Nobody won</p>

 

[Old Bob]

Once a tornado hit my hometown</p>

Did $18 million worth of improvements</p>

 

[pegs]

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They had a beauty contest in my hometown.</p>

Nobody won</p>

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hahahaha that one's a good one</p>