OT Cocaine Bear

[SlyPokerDog]

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/50220

 

[barfo]

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Cocaine bear not found, but interesting site nevertheless...

barfo

 

[Haakzilla]

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/50209

 

[Cippy91]

Imagine running into that bear right after he did that much cocaine. What a nightmare scenario

 

[Chris Craig]

Now, we get to see the scenario. Introducing Cocaine Bear the movie....about a bear who consumes cocaine and then goes on a killer rampage. Coming February 23rd to a theatre near you. One of Ray Liotta's last movies.n

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

I think you just solved the Nurkic low-energy, slow, fat, out-of-shape problem.

 

[Chris Craig]

I think you just solved the Nurkic low-energy, slow, fat, out-of-shape problem.

Lol, feed him cocaine before every game!

 

[Shogun X]

Gonna start normalizing cocaine! yay!

 

[tlongII]

Based on a TRUE STORY!

 

[PDXFonz]

"Its stomach was literally packed to the brim with cocaine. There isn't a mammal on the planet that could survive that. Cerebral hemorrhaging, respiratory failure, hyperthermia, renal failure, heart failure, stroke. You name it, that bear had it."

 

[PDXFonz]

"Its stomach was literally packed to the brim with cocaine. There isn't a mammal on the planet that could survive that. Cerebral hemorrhaging, respiratory failure, hyperthermia, renal failure, heart failure, stroke. You name it, that bear had it."

Me to the doctor: Nausea? Heartburn? Indigestion? Upset Stomach? Diarrhea?