Coffee: how u roll?

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oh i thought this thread was about bukkake, my bad, i dont like it black then

i like my coffee like i like my women, extra bitter, its an acquired taste, easy to come by though

or ground up and stashed in the freezer
 
Switching to decaf and I have yet to find one that's not gross. They taste like how crayons smell.

Suggestions?
 
Switching to decaf and I have yet to find one that's not gross. They taste like how crayons smell.

Suggestions?

Cowboy coffee.

Never tried it on decaf, that stuff is illegal in our cave.

The idea behind cowboy coffee is to boil out the acid in coffee. If you want to give it a try, here is how.

Warm the water
Add coffee
Bring to a rolling boil for 3 minutes.
Take off heat and let it rest for 3 minutes.
If you are getting grounds, add a little cold water to the spout and inside the pot. That should settle the grounds
Enjoy
 
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I'm aeropressing. Blue Bottle. Bella Donovan.

using condensed milk. sometimes.

bitches.

Switching to decaf and I have yet to find one that's not gross. They taste like how crayons smell.

Suggestions?

Drink real coffee. Perhaps a little weaker. Then only in the morning. Tea the rest of the day.
Drink atleast 2 quarts a day! It keeps the gout away!!!
 
Cowboy coffee.

Never tried it on decaf, that stuff is illegal in our cave.

The idea behind cowboy coffee is to boiler out the acid in coffee. If you want to give it a try, here is how.

Warm the water
Add coffee
Bring to a rolling boil for 3 minutes.
Take off heat and let it rest for 3 minutes.
If you are getting grounds, add a little cold water to the spout and inside the pot. That should settle the grounds
Enjoy

Hey!
I got a coffee maker for the boat that is non electric. It works sitting over a burner on the stove. Makes coffee just like the electric ones does.
Makes coffee every bit as good as the Maker at home, perhaps a little more slowly, but good stuff.

I hated to see the electric one, draw a 100 amps via the inverted while making a pot of coffee.
 
I got lazy and went to Keurig. Too much effort. Im doing bulletproof coffee for breakfast. (Coffee + ghee + collagen powder + MCT OIL).

I was using a bona vita drip but again, lots of effort if im just doing bulletproof coffee
 
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. (AP) — Move over, coffee and Red Bull. A Harvard professor thinks the next big thing will be people inhaling their caffeine from a lipstick-sized tube. Critics say the novel product is not without its risks.

The product, called AeroShot, went on the market late last month in Massachusetts and New York, and is also available in France. A single unit costs $2.99 at convenience, mom-and-pop, liquor and online stores.
http://news.yahoo.com/getting-caffeine-fix-easy-taking-deep-breath-074716564.html
Good God, the attraction of coffee is both it's taste and smell.
I predict that crap will appeal to teens, you know, the way Red Bull customers are.
 
I got lazy and went to Keurig. Too much effort. Im doing bulletproof coffee for breakfast. (Coffee + ghee + collagen powder + MCT OIL).

I was using a bona vita drip but again, lots of effort if im just doing bulletproof coffee
When you want coffee, you want it as soon as possible. Some tradeoff between taste and expedience usually is made.
 
I have a Baby Gaggia espresso maker and make up a perfect Cap every morning to start the day. I use the smallest amount of Turbinado sugar to offset/reveal the bitterness and just enough half and half to cover the top... mmmmmm mmmm good!

STOMP
Hey, I'm coming to your house before I go anywhere else in the morning. I'll even bring the homemade apple turnovers or cinnamon rolls (homemade).
 
I throw an egg mcmuffin into a food processor and then scatter that gooey goodness into my coffee.

I let that heterogeneous mixture marinate overnight and then I garnish the drink with a nice crazy straw.

Excuse me, I've gotta go puke.
 
have a keurig at work. fucking disgusting crap out of there.

want to get a burr grinder. the blade is fine for now though.
I got what I thought was a nice burr grinder from Amazon. It sucks. I'm thinking it's the grinder and not the process.
 
I just drink the shit like Kool-aide. I like flavored creamer "Vanilla" or "Hazelnut". The coffee must be strong for me to enjoy it.
Nothing worse than coffee that's too weak or too strong. With the strong coffee I can at least add some water. If it's weak coffee, you're stuck.
 
I got what I thought was a nice burr grinder from Amazon. It sucks. I'm thinking it's the grinder and not the process.

I used to have a fucking hand grinder that went into an Aeropress.
 
French press every morning. If I have lactose free milk on hand, I'll put a little in, but usually it's just black. There isn't a whole lot of great coffee roasters down here, but I did find a restaurant that will sell me Stumptown beans. Too bad I have to buy 5 pounds at a time (and good think I have a vacuum food saver).
Try some Boyd's beans. Best coffee I've ever tasted. It's served at The Old Spaghetti Factory and at The Original Pancake House.
 
Americano

2 creams

1 sugar
 
I'm drinking more cold brew coffee than anything if I go to a coffee spot.

No cream, no sugar.
 
I just buy whatever is on sale at Safeway and brew with a coffee maker I bought at a garage sale for 2 bucks. Once in a while I'll buy a mocha. Boring I know.
Ah, so you're the one that bought my old coffee maker that I used as a urine collection vessel. People usually smelled it first and then never bought it, but you were the guy that just looked without smelling and then bought it. Geez, I never thought I'd get two bucks for it.
 
I'm aeropressing. Blue Bottle. Bella Donovan.

using condensed milk. sometimes.

bitches.

We have a Kuereg. Im almost exclusively Don Roma Kuna flavor.

but, cook condensed milk in a crock pot in mason jars for hours and turn it into a thick caramel sauce. One spoonful of that and a squirt of hersheys choco syrup in my beer mug of a coffee cup and i'm good to go.
 
Strong, straight, and hot. (Just like me) :cheers:

No creams, flavorings, crumbles or doilies. :tsktsk:
 
I buy whatever mild coffee is on sale that week at the Shop Rite. Can't drink the stuff without Hazelnut Creamer
 
I get the darkest roast I can find, put in at least one extra heaping tablespoon beyond what my coffee maker recommends, and drink it straight. Bliss.
 
I get the darkest roast I can find, put in at least one extra heaping tablespoon beyond what my coffee maker recommends, and drink it straight. Bliss.

Wow!
That sounds Hot and Black!
 

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