OT Conservatives vs Liberals - Comfort Foods

[SlyPokerDog]

Liberals:

10. DOUGHNUTS
9. FRIED CHICKEN
8. CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
7. MASHED POTATOES
6. MAC & CHEESE
5. FRIES
4. ICE CREAM
3. PIZZA
2. CHOCOLATE
1. GRILLED CHEESE



Conservatives:

1. ANY ANIMAL KILLED BY A GUN AND THEN BBQ'D
1. BEER
1. LIBERAL TEARS



https://uproxx.com/life/best-comfort-food-of-all-time-masses/3/

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Okay, I made the conservative and liberal thing up. If it had really been a liberal list of comfort foods it would have included salad and sushi.

 

[andalusian]

Sushi is not a comfort food, it's a delicacy

 

[Shaboid]

God damnit, now I am hungry. I just ate only dinner only 30 minutes ago!

 

[riverman]

Right under liberal tears you should have put a conservative favorite....spam

 

[riverman]

Sushi is not a comfort food, it's a delicacy

it's the illusion of ever becoming full

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Right under liberal tears you should have put a conservative favorite....spam

Sounds like Mr River needs to make his own Conservative Food List.

 

[riverman]

Sounds like Mr River needs to make his own Conservative Food List.

road kill, mayonnaise, wonder bread, spam, pork rinds, beer, BBQ, chewing tobacco

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Liberals...

Funyuns, Doritos, Hot Pockets, Taco Bell

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Liberals...

Funyuns, Doritos, Hot Pockets, Taco Bell

And Gummy Bears!

 

[theprunetang]

Liberals:
Kale smoothies
Gluten free grass fed burgers
Truffle fries
Kobe Beef Sliders
French cheese and charcuterie board
Smoked salmon croquettes

Conservatives:
Pickled Raccoon snout
Turducken
Opossum stew
Velveeta "cheese" product
Mom's Spaghetti
Fried Pig's asshole
Patty Melt seasoned with salt from liberal tear ducts

 

[ripcityboy]

I've never identified with either group so I have no idea. You can't put such wide a target group in that narrow a box as far as I am concerned.

 

[theprunetang]

You can't put such wide a target group in that narrow a box as far as I am concerned.

Don't tell that to Mrs @HCP.

 

[ripcityboy]

Don't tell that to Mrs HCP.

Don't I get a thank you for such a great set up!

 

[theprunetang]

Don't I get a thank you for such a great set up!

I liked your post. You did a good thing.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Liberals love soy.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Liberals love soy.

 

[Further]

Two of my favorite things are Fried Chicken (L) and Beer (C).

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Two of my favorite things are Fried Chicken (L) and Beer (C).

That makes you a cluck.

 

[theprunetang]

Two of my favorite things are Fried Chicken (L) and Beer (C).

Now I just want to go to Reel M Inn.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

Deer burgers, beer, cuck tears? Sign me up! Ill bring the banjo.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Liberals:
Kale smoothies
Gluten free grass fed burgers
Truffle fries
Kobe Beef Sliders
French cheese and charcuterie board
Smoked salmon croquettes

Conservatives:
Pickled Raccoon snout
Turducken
Opossum stew
Velveeta "cheese" product
Mom's Spaghetti
Fried Pig's asshole
Patty Melt seasoned with salt from liberal tear ducts

Deep-Fried Twinkies, Funnel Cakes, Corn Dogs, and anything else normally sold at a county fair should be added to the conservatives list.

Liberal list is woefully short on meat-alternatives (like veggie burgers and tofurkey) and needs more "superfoods" like açai and quinoa. And hemp--lots and lots of hemp.

 

[crandc]

I've never identified with either group so I have no idea. You can't put such wide a target group in that narrow a box as far as I am concerned.

Me neither. I like ice cream and salads. Cookies & pizza fine but not top of the list. Don't like acai, dislike any fast food. Quinoa OK but prefer wheat berries.

Fuck, I eat what I want, which happens to be plant-centric but not vegetarian. Made a great Tuscan white bean & vegetable soup in my new instant pot.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

road kill, mayonnaise, wonder bread, spam, pork rinds, beer, BBQ, chewing tobacco

You forgot to add sweet tea..........

 

[Chris Craig]

Okay, I made the conservative and liberal thing up. If it had really been a liberal list of comfort foods it would have included salad and sushi.

Sushi is not a comfort food, it's a delicacy

Sushi is nasty.

I don't eat seafood

 

[Chris Craig]

Liberals:

10. DOUGHNUTS
9. FRIED CHICKEN
8. CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE
7. MASHED POTATOES
6. MAC & CHEESE
5. FRIES
4. ICE CREAM
3. PIZZA
2. CHOCOLATE
1. GRILLED CHEESE



Conservatives:

1. ANY ANIMAL KILLED BY A GUN AND THEN BBQ'D
1. BEER
1. LIBERAL TEARS



https://uproxx.com/life/best-comfort-food-of-all-time-masses/3/

I miss my grandpas brisket. He used to wake up early throw some brisket on the smoker, pull up chairs next to it and crack open a case of beer.

 

[andalusian]

Sushi is nasty.

I don't eat seafood

Good sushi is divine. It's ok not to like it - but Sushi needs to be experienced fresh at a proper restaurant to be evaluated.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Deep-Fried Twinkies, Funnel Cakes, Corn Dogs, and anything else normally sold at a county fair should be added to the conservatives list.

Liberal list is woefully short on meat-alternatives (like veggie burgers and tofurkey) and needs more "superfoods" like açai and quinoa. And hemp--lots and lots of hemp.

Oh wow, forgot to add frito pie for the conservatives and kale for the libs......

 

[riverman]

in less than 3 years I'll add crow to the conservative menu..letting it ripen up first

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

I miss my grandpas brisket. He used to wake up early throw some brisket on the smoker, pull up chairs next to it and crack open a case of beer.

How long into the process before he opened the obligatory second case of beer.....?