OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting

[ehizzy3]

White House announced big trump statement/conference/briefing on corona tonight at 6pt

 

[barfo]

White House announced bigly trump statement/conference/briefing on covfefe tonight at 6pt

FTFY

barfo

 

[Road Ratt]

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The number of coronavirus cases in the United States has passed 1,000 Tuesday, with the rate of infections likely increasing. Despite this, the U.S. continues to lag on testing, and healthcare workers say they lack adequate protection and protocols to allow them to safely care for infected patients.

 

[barfo]

Renaming it March Sadness?

The Dead-meat Sixteen, Delete Eight, and the Fatal Four.

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

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[Lanny]

Actually, most new viruses, especially the dozens of flu viruses, would never have existed were it not for mass vaccination.

Viruses are nature's way of controlling the population to protect the balance of life on Earth. They attack and kill only those with weak immune systems.

Immune systems (white blood cells) are the only cure for viruses.

Viruses quickly and continually mutate to outsmart the stupid vaccines, becoming more invincible each time.

For every action there is an opposite and equal reaction.

The accelerated development and use of vaccines will eventually cause the extinction of all humans on Earth.

A giant Bull Shit to that.

 

[Lanny]

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Good luck with that.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Good luck with that.

Its what needs to be done.

Close off the nordics, S. Korea, Iran and Italy, if not most of Europe.

 

[BigGameDamian]

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It's all about keeping the numbers low.

 

[barfo]

I'm guessing that Mexico and the Shithole countries will be on the banned list.

barfo

 

[e_blazer]

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Hello? Looks to me like the US is a freaking coronavirus area. Greenland may want to deny us access though.

 

[e_blazer]

The Dead-meat Sixteen, Delete Eight, and the Fatal Four.

barfo

Good suggestions. They can keep "Finals" though?

 

[crandc]

Trump is holding off on whether to declare state of emergency. Jared Kushner is reportedly studying Corona virus and pandemics generally and will give a recommendation. Trump is waiting for his report. Because I am sure a crooked bad businessman knows more than Dr. Anthony Fauci.

 

[GhostOfPGA]

Its what needs to be done.

Close off the nordics, S. Korea, Iran and Italy, if not most of Europe.

If it needs to be done, do it.

 

[barfo]

Good suggestions. They can keep "Finals" though?

The Finals Solution?

barfo

 

[ehizzy3]

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[Minstrel]

https://www.pennlive.com/sports/202...e-played-without-fans-due-to-coronavirus.html

NCAA March Madness tournament to be played without fans due to coronavirus

I hope the players don't lose too much of their cut....oh.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

I hope the players don't lose too much of their cut....oh.

Depends on how much money Nike loses

 

[tlongII]

Vegas is going to be weird. March Madness is usually crazy.

 

[Lanny]

Vegas is going to be weird. March Madness is usually crazy.

You think it was crazy before, it's gonna be insane for the next year or two. Imagine no one in the stands.

 

[tlongII]

You think it was crazy before, it's gonna be insane for the next year or two. Imagine no one in the stands.

Well there are no tournament games played in Vegas so I think lots of people will still be there. I'm going down next Thursday so we'll see.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Well there are no tournament games played in Vegas so I think lots of people will still be there. I'm going down next Thursday so we'll see.

Make sure you test your hookers for the virus.

 

[Lanny]

Make sure you test your hookers for the virus.

I don't know about tlongII but all my hookers are certifiably virus free so you can feel safe enjoying your favorite sport.

 

[barfo]

I don't know about tlongII but all my hookers are certifiably virus free so you can feel safe enjoying your favorite sport.

What would be your price for shipping a dozen to me, live-crated? I require your highest quality and will be returning any defective, diseased, or deceased ones for replacement.

barfo

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Hello? Looks to me like the US is a freaking coronavirus area. Greenland may want to deny us access though.

That's fine. These cases came from international travel.

This should have been done immediately.

 

[donkiez]

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[SlyPokerDog]

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3rd time it's been posted in this thread but totally worth it.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

The chinese need to answer and be held accountable for this pandemic. This was likely created in a lab.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

The chinese need to answer and be held accountable for this pandemic. This was likely created in a lab.

God dammit, I told you not to give Maris your password.