OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting (3 Viewers)

[BigGameDamian]

Trump now calls it a Chinese virus.

 

[barfo]

Good luck getting in

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I think some of those are installed on the wrong side of the door.

barfo

 

[calvin natt]

Ha. Just left liquor store in LO and Stotts walked out with a TON of Vodka. Sent by his wife. Probably ten bottles of Tito’s.

 

[noknobs]

Good luck getting in

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It's a wooden door, wouldn't be that hard.

 

[barfo]

Ha. Just left liquor store in LO and Stotts walked out with a TON of Vodka. Sent by his wife. Probably ten bottles of Tito’s.

He doesn't know you can't use it as hand sanitizer.

barfo

 

[Chris Craig]

He doesn't know you can't use it as hand sanitizer.

barfo

Maybe he is just trying to stay in the spirit

 

[Rastapopoulos]

 

[yankeesince59]

He doesn't know you can't use it as hand sanitizer.

barfo

Just curious, how does a pirate with a hook on one hand apply hand sanitizer?...asking for a kinky wench friend.

 

[Rastapopoulos]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Coronavirus in Oregon: 8 new cases, most in single day, brings state tally to 47

https://www.oregonlive.com/coronavi...-reported-cases-brings-state-tally-to-47.html

 

[ABM]

It's the Chinese virus, plain and simple.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

It's the Chinese virus, plain and simple.

Chinese bioweapon.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Ha. Just left liquor store in LO and Stotts walked out with a TON of Vodka. Sent by his wife. Probably ten bottles of Tito’s.

We call that "pulling an Adleman"

 

[ABM]

Chinese bioweapon.

 

[crandc]

Bread isn't sourdough but made with a sponge that ferments overnight so has a range.

Don't really need more recipes.

Going to make Boston baked beans with the Navy beans I got last week. A piece of salt pork in my freezer and everything else in my pantry.

Eating during lockdown.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

My tactical knife.



Also ordered a katana.

 

[ABM]

We call that "pulling an Adleman"

No kidding.

 

[crandc]

Mandatory racism from Trumper.

 

[ehizzy3]

Weirdos have been waiting for this chaos

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Weirdos have been waiting for this chaos

Those doomsday preppers are nuts.

Society may fall though. Good to be prepared. I am going a little overboard with the vigilante samurai thing though.

And here in LA, there are a lot of mentally ill homeless and thugs in the streets that will randomly accost you

 

[THE HCP]

I now have to self quarantine from work for 2 weeks due to my two week vacation in Mexico. Great news, I needed more time off.

You are happy about this? You must be getting financially compensated.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[jonnyboy]

My tactical knife.

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Also ordered a katana.

Cute.

 

[yankeesince59]

Good to be prepared. I am going a little overboard with the vigilante samurai thing though.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

We have a group chat going on about the coronavirus and I sent the uncropped pic holding that knife to my friends. One response:

"If I had a gun and I saw you in the hallway with that look on your Face I would panic, drop my gun, run the other direction"

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[donkiez]

You are happy about this? You must be getting financially compensated.

I'm a corporate whore. I sold my soul for benefits years ago.

 

[Chris Craig]

My tactical knife.

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Also ordered a katana.

You'll stab your eye out

 

[Chris Craig]

You are happy about this? You must be getting financially compensated.

Aren't you now? I thought the Blazers were figuring that out

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Aren't you now? I thought the Blazers were figuring that out

<<insert joke about Mrs HCP and her lost forum income because of the virus here>>