OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting (1 Viewer)

[EL PRESIDENTE]

You get more Trump bucks for every kid you have! Bling bling!

 

[illmatic99]

Some news from my neck of the woods that prolly won't hit the national newsreels:

https://www.wthr.com/article/trumps...air-light-gms-extraordinary-ventilator-effort

 

[hoopsjock]

Im actually supposed to be getting snipped in April. I hope its not cancelled. Until then were using sex balloons.

Hope you’ve got a supply or you may be using toy balloons.

I've got a vast supply of party balloons if anyone gets desperate.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Some news from my neck of the woods that prolly won't hit the national newsreels:

https://www.wthr.com/article/trumps...air-light-gms-extraordinary-ventilator-effort

Thats really cool. Are they fast tracking the health requirements / standards for manufacturing for the health industry?

 

[e_blazer]

Well theres always the pull out method!

Hello daughter number five.

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

Hello daughter number five.

Least I’ll have a full starting lineup.

 

[hoopsjock]

Hello daughter number five.

This is 100% going to be the outcome for poor @TorturedBlazerFan.

 

[Chris Craig]

My dad was born with glaucoma, and then had a bunch of other complications and issues in his eyes. More importantly though. Hope your sons ok.

He should be ok. We did a video appt 1st. Sounds like some drops and a patch. He is excited that he will look like a pirate (@barfo).

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[wizenheimer]

Im actually supposed to be getting snipped in April. I hope its not cancelled. .

DIY

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

DIY

I did find some articles about a doctor who did his own. Showed my wife. She didnt think that was my best idea...

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

This is 100% going to be the outcome for poor @TorturedBlazerFan.

I gotta be careful I dont turn into Micheal Scott.

 

[wizenheimer]

Some news from my neck of the woods that prolly won't hit the national newsreels:

https://www.wthr.com/article/trumps...air-light-gms-extraordinary-ventilator-effort

oh, it will hit national news when trump starts claiming credit for 'forcing' GM to do what they were already doing

 

[wizenheimer]

Least I’ll have a full starting lineup.

but think about this: 5 kids means you'll be enduring 35 years of teenager....good luck with that

 

[CupWizier]

He should be ok. We did a video appt 1st. Sounds like some drops and a patch. He is excited that he will look like a pirate (@barfo).

I had to do the patch thing for a bit after I had detached retina surgery. Very annoying.

 

[barfo]

I had to do the patch thing for a bit after I had detached retina surgery. Very annoying.

Not everyone is cut out for the pirate life, I guess. But it's very rewarding for some of us.

barfo

 

[e_blazer]

but think about this: 5 kids means you'll be enduring 35 years of teenager....good luck with that

Not to mention 5 daughters times 5 weddings at an average cost of $30K per = no retirement for TBF.

 

[e_blazer]

Not everyone is cut out for the pirate life, I guess. But it's very rewarding for some of us.

barfo

Yeah, well not everyone can get endorsement gigs like you.

My guess is that you thought Pirate's Booty was something else entirely.

 

[CupWizier]

Not to mention 5 daughters times 5 weddings at an average cost of $30K per = no retirement for TBF.

Heaven forbid if they get into a sport like soccer or volleyball or take up cheer. The cost of kids sports now days if you want to compete at the upper level can be extremely expensive. I hate to even think what I spent on my kids playing sports and other activities.

 

[barfo]

Yeah, well not everyone can get endorsement gigs like you.

My guess is that you thought Pirate's Booty was something else entirely.

Has to do with supermodels, at least as I practice it.

barfo

 

[BigGameDamian]

 

[illmatic99]

oh, it will hit national news when trump starts claiming credit for 'forcing' GM to do what they were already doing

It's just shameful what he's doing at this point.

 

[ABM]

Trump: "We will be extending our (social distancing) guidelines to April 30...by June 1, we will be well on the way to recovery."

 

[barfo]

Trump: "We will be extending our (social distancing) guidelines to April 30...by June 1, we will be well on the way to recovery."

If your point in posting the graph is that the number went down yesterday, take a look at March 21 and 22.

barfo

 

[Hoopguru]

I think they were going to request the US taxpayer pay for their security.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...costs-farewell.html?__twitter_impression=true

They can pay for their own.

My wife has to bring my son up to the casey eye clinic. She accidentally poked him the eye yesterday when they were playing. Poor guy might have a scratched cornea. I wanted to go too, but only one parent is allowed due to the coronavirus.

Sorry to hear that Chris! he will be ok.
The Casey Eye Institute is the best! Ive had numerous eye surgeries there over the years.
Hope he heals up quick!

 

[BigGameDamian]

Trump: "We will be extending our (social distancing) guidelines to April 30...by June 1, we will be well on the way to recovery."


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I bet. Then on June 2nd people will be back in the malls, car dealerships, stores and kids will be in arcades spending $$$. Make the economy great again!!

 

[Road Ratt]

 

[Hoopguru]

I think they were going to request the US taxpayer pay for their security.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/ar...costs-farewell.html?__twitter_impression=true

They can pay for their own.

Not everyone is cut out for the pirate life, I guess. But it's very rewarding for some of us.

barfo

Just curious when did you take up pirating?
What do they call a lady if she takes up your profession? A scallyNag?

 

[Chris Craig]

They can pay for their own.

Sorry to hear that Chris! he will be ok.
The Casey Eye Institute is the best! Ive had numerous eye surgeries there over the years.
Hope he heals up quick!

He's ok. He has a crescent shaped scratch in his pupil. Eye drops. Should heal in about a week.

 

[Chris Craig]

What do they call a lady if she takes up your profession?

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