OT Coronavirus: America in chaos, News and Updates. One million Americans dead and counting (1 Viewer)

Welcome to our community

Be a part of something great, join today!

Register Log in
bodyman5000 and 1 said:
My mechanic friend at work's wife is a nurse. She went to the dollar store and bought six bags of elastic hair ties to make her own masks with and some old lady accused her of hoarding hair supplies.

She started to tell the old lady what she was buying them for and the old lady told her to get back or she'd punch her.
Click to expand...
Holy crap. I'll bet the old lady went home to her single wide to watch wrasslin'.
 
Cuomo is having a press conference, said he is already working on plans for when things get better in NY he will send equipment and personnel to other states to help them. When it comes to the virus there are no red or blue states. This is going to come at states in waves and we all have to help each other.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Cuomo is having a press conference, said he is already working on plans for when things get better in NY he will send equipment and personnel to other states to help them. When it comes to the virus there are no red or blue states. This is going to come at states in waves and we all have to help each other.
Click to expand...
Great! Someone has to step up while Trump's just twiddling his thumbs.
 
I don’t quite understand the Andrew Cuomo fanaticism going on right now. His state was unprepared and is being ravaged by this pandemic as a result. Why is he being put on a pedestal as the guy with all the answers?
 
jonnyboy said:
I don’t quite understand the Andrew Cuomo fanaticism going on right now. His state was unprepared and is being ravaged by this pandemic as a result. Why is he being put on a pedestal as the guy with all the answers?
Click to expand...

Everyone was unprepared, that's the past, it's about how you move on from there. He seems to be doing better than a lot of governors. I know he's doing better than Oregon's governor. Florida finally just closed the beaches today.

It's like boxing or MMA, it's no longer about not getting punched in the face, it's about how to you respond after getting punched in the face.

Step 1: Admit that you just got punched in the face.

Step 2: Get up and fight back.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
It's like boxing or MMA, it's no longer about not getting punched in the face, it's about how to you respond after getting punched in the face.

Step 1: Admit that you just got punched in the face.

Step 2: Get up and fight back.
Click to expand...

If you're Trump:

1. Don't admit you got punched, just say it's a scratch.
2. Accuse anyone who says you got punched of being fake news.
3. Talk about your next fight and how you're the best fighter ever.
4. Pass out, but tell everyone you just slept.
5. Tell people you hit yourself practicing.
6. Admit that you accidentally got punched in the face, but it didn't hurt.
7. Fire your trainer because he didn't know what he was doing.
8. Blame the fighter from the previous match. He left the mat dirty and slippery.
9. Ignore the reports that you actually were seen golfing during the time you said you were training.
10. Categorize all those who deny you're the best fighter ever as people who are the enemy of the sport.
11. Demand people give you credit for taking the punch stronger than any other fighter has ever taken it.
12. Get up and fight back the applause you so rightly deserve.
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Everyone was unprepared, that's the past, it's about how you move on from there. He seems to be doing better than a lot of governors. I know he's doing better than Oregon's governor. Florida finally just closed the beaches today.

It's like boxing or MMA, it's no longer about not getting punched in the face, it's about how to you respond after getting punched in the face.

Step 1: Admit that you just got punched in the face.

Step 2: Get up and fight back.
Click to expand...
Nah... It's just because he speaks eloquently and sounds good. He really hasn't handled it all that well either. We're just like oh my a politician that can put three sentences together, amazing!
 
TorturedBlazerFan said:
Nah... It's just because he speaks eloquently and sounds good. He really hasn't handled it all that well either. We're just like oh my a politician that can put three sentences together, amazing!
Click to expand...

Which governor do you think is handling this well?
 
TorturedBlazerFan said:
Nah.. It's just because he speaks eloquently and sounds good. He really hasn't handled it all that well either. Were just like oh my a politician that can put three sentences together, amazing!
Click to expand...

Communication is a big part of the job. Maybe the biggest part of the job. He does well at that.

Could he have better prepared NY back in Jan & Feb? Sure. He is probably guilty of thinking that the federal government was going to do something useful, and that thinking cost all of the states precious time.

barfo
 
SlyPokerDog said:
Cuomo is having a press conference, said he is already working on plans for when things get better in NY he will send equipment and personnel to other states to help them. When it comes to the virus there are no red or blue states. This is going to come at states in waves and we all have to help each other.
Click to expand...

Hope he sends them to other blue states.
 
91207938_903492356767179_7733882412303646720_n.png
 
Minstrel said:
More like a joke to contradict Sly's message of hope and love and unity.

Though that doesn't contradict the implication that I'm an asshole. I am.
Click to expand...
Quit stealing my lines.

All the governors are shit. Just the other night I watched ours give a press conference and stand behind the people talking while looking lost in space. Looking up at the ceiling.

One speaker had a sign language interpreter and then when they switched to the next speaker that guy had his own interpreter.

Paid for by us I bet.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.

Users who are viewing this thread

Total: 2 (members: 0, guests: 2)
Back
Top