OT "Covfefe"

[Chris Craig]

Donald Trump notched his latest midnight tweet, sending out the incomplete, "Despite the constant negative press covfefe..." Trump was attempting to bash the press apparently, but he couldn't even finish his sentence. Is he just getting more senile or in the least should lay off picking up his phone in the early Am to send tweets when he is half asleep.

He later sent another text making fun of it, and asking America to figure out what covfefe is.



So, my fellow S2ians what is covfefe?

 

[riverman]

already started this on the other thread CC

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Cocks on very friendly Egyptians fuck everyone.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Cod, Olives, Venison, Fois: Eradicate food engineering.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Whevy r lickterds sof woffies abert er typogriffic errands fer?

Maybe it is because they ALL have iPhones and don't have the same keyboard as Android. Here's an example of how easy it is to accidentally pick a word you misspelled on android. It is right along the top and you can hit the wrong one quite easily.

Woffies ain't a word but Trump's tiny thumbs might not reach the middle one.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL TRUMP FARTS AND IT GETS CAUGHT ON AUDIO.

 

[riverman]

Cucks On Viagra Fail Even Finding Elmo

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Cup Of Vinegar For Every Fucking Emigree.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL TRUMP FARTS AND IT GETS CAUGHT ON AUDIO.

Covtooty!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

"Cold one" vanilla frozen eclair flavored erythritol

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Conservatives on video fucking: Every fist enjoyed.

 

[riverman]

Comb Over Very Fine Even For Europeans

 

[3RA1N1AC]

Constipation? Oily vaginas?

Fresh enzyme flowers. Elderberries.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

STOP HUMANIZING TRUMP

 

[Chris Craig]

Clutching of vaginas for every foulmouthed eminent

 

[Chris Craig]

already started this on the other thread CC

I didnt see it

 

[Sedatedfork]

it's almost an anagram for feces. I'm thinking that's the right trail.

 

[Natebishop3]

It's a new drink at Starbucks.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

It's a new drink at Starbucks.

Cuzfeces?

You want a grande covfeces?

Charbucks is bad enough.

 

[Natebishop3]

I will take one tall iced covfefe with extra whip.

 

[Chris Craig]

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

cov
"cov" is an acronym which stands for: "Confirmation of Victory," it is said usually referencing that you succeeded in getting laid for the night.

fefe
'fee-fee'; Noun; 1. A contraption, commonly used by prisoners, usually made out of common household materials such as cloth and paper towels that is used for manual sexual stimulation.;
2. Noun; A frequently used name for a pet.

Congratulation to President Trump on successfully fucking a roll of paper towels and/or a poodle. And I thought his time in office would be meritless.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I'll be the lone serious response. He was trying to type coverage, but didn't know it has an a in it.

 

[The Professional Fan]

Oh my f'ing god they are COMPLETELY incapable of being honest about ANYTHING

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Oh my f'ing god they are COMPLETELY incapable of being honest about ANYTHING

I couldn't get it to play but googled it and the chick from Bridesmaids, errrr Spicer says it means something?

I'd sure appreciate them telling us so I don't have to join in the making fun of our President for a typo group.

It's not a big deal if dude hit the wrong thing on his keyboard unless they lie like little bitches about it. Then they deserve the trouble.

Say it means
CNN
On
Vacation
Forever
Extremely
Fucking
Eager

That I'd believe.

Well, not really.

 

[barfo]

Communication Occasionally Veers Far Enough From English

barfo

 

[theprunetang]

Cucks On Viagra Find Everything Fucking Emasculating.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Cucks On Viagra Find Everything Fucking Emasculating.

Ooh, good one even though I hate anything with cuck in it.

 

[theprunetang]

Ooh, good one even though I hate anything with cuck in it.

Me too. I only use it to make fun of it.

 

[barfo]

Cantankerous Old Vets Favor Egotistical Fatass Executive

(this one's for you, MarAzul)

barfo