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The UK's version of that 70's Show:
[video=youtube;oOIdGpn83lQ]
And no, it's not a parody!
The UK's version of that 70's Show:
[video=youtube;oOIdGpn83lQ]
And no, it's not a parody!
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AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. *REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE: WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. AVOID CUTTING YOURSELF WHEN SLICING VEGETABLES BY GETTING SOMEONE ELSE TO HOLD THE VEGETABLES WHILE YOU CHOP.
2. AVOID ARGUMENTS WITH THE FEMALES ABOUT LIFTING THE TOILET SEAT BY USING THE SINK.
3. FOR HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE SUFFERERS ~ SIMPLY CUT YOURSELF AND BLEED FOR A FEW MINUTES, THUS REDUCING THE PRESSURE ON YOUR VEINS. *REMEMBER TO USE A TIMER.
4. A MOUSE TRAP PLACED ON TOP OF YOUR ALARM CLOCK WILL PREVENT YOU FROM ROLLING OVER AND GOING BACK TO SLEEP AFTER YOU HIT THE SNOOZE BUTTON.
5. IF YOU HAVE A BAD COUGH, TAKE A LARGE DOSE OF LAXATIVES. THEN YOU'LL BE AFRAID TO COUGH.
6. YOU ONLY NEED TWO TOOLS IN LIFE: WD-40 AND DUCT TAPE. IF IT DOESN'T MOVE AND SHOULD, USE THE WD-40. IF IT SHOULDN'T MOVE AND DOES, USE THE DUCT TAPE.
7. IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM.
DAILY THOUGHT:
SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES - NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.
ABM
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I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies:
Banking 'Service'
Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Pay TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
City, State & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
Bureaucratic 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
Then I visited my uncle, he's a farmer, he was talking about hiring a bull to 'Service' his cows.
Suddenly BAM!!! It all came clear. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us!
I became confused when I heard the word 'service' used with these agencies:
Banking 'Service'
Postal 'Service'
Telephone 'Service'
Pay TV 'Service'
Civil 'Service'
City, State & Public 'Service'
Customer 'Service'
Bureaucratic 'Service'
This is not what I thought 'Service' meant.
Then I visited my uncle, he's a farmer, he was talking about hiring a bull to 'Service' his cows.
Suddenly BAM!!! It all came clear. Now I understand what all those agencies are doing to us!
ABM
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Via Portland Mercury Blog:
LIKE A BOSS!
Via Portland Mercury Blog:
LIKE A BOSS!
ABM
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[video=youtube;eOrNdBpGMv8]
[video=youtube;eOrNdBpGMv8]
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The future is here!! Mobile strip clubs!!
http://www.google.com/search?aq=f&hl=en&gl=us&tbm=nws&btnmeta_news_search=1&q=booty+lounge
The future is here!! Mobile strip clubs!!
http://www.google.com/search?aq=f&hl=en&gl=us&tbm=nws&btnmeta_news_search=1&q=booty+lounge
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jlprk
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You just typed that to show off your ö. No one wants to see you show off your ö.
You just typed that to show off your ö. No one wants to see you show off your ö.
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Tourist picks hunting guide who's a cannibal and who eats him.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...en_by_cannibals_investigators_say_report.html
Where I come from they shoot a man for calling you a cheater.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...ersial_after_competitor_requests_strip_s.html
Tourist picks hunting guide who's a cannibal and who eats him.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...en_by_cannibals_investigators_say_report.html
Where I come from they shoot a man for calling you a cheater.
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/wor...ersial_after_competitor_requests_strip_s.html
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[video=youtube;xbNEhezUfVE]
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Man orders size 14.5 slipper and gets size 1,450 after 'mistranslation in China'
Tom Boddingham, 27, has a size 13 right foot while his left is slightly bigger measuring a size 14 and a half.
When he ordered his custom slipper, the manufacturers in China misread "size 14.5" and instead built a size 1,450 measuring 7ft long.
Mr Boddingham, who has always worn custom made shoes, said he now plans to sell the giant slipper on eBay.
He said: "It was sent directly from Hong Kong and measures 210 x 130 x 65cms - the same length as a grizzly bear or a family car.
"I reckon I must be the owner of the biggest slipper in the world.
"I'm going to sell it online and if I can make a few quid out of it then all the better."
A company spokesman for Monster Slippers apologised to Tom, from Ilford, in east London, and said the mistake occurred because of a translation error.
The spokesman said: "We have apologised to Mr Boddingham and are making him a replacement slipper of the right dimensions."
A spokesman for the factory said they thought the slipper was for a shop window display.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...-size-1450-after-mistranslation-in-China.html
Man orders size 14.5 slipper and gets size 1,450 after 'mistranslation in China'
Tom Boddingham, 27, has a size 13 right foot while his left is slightly bigger measuring a size 14 and a half.
When he ordered his custom slipper, the manufacturers in China misread "size 14.5" and instead built a size 1,450 measuring 7ft long.
Mr Boddingham, who has always worn custom made shoes, said he now plans to sell the giant slipper on eBay.
He said: "It was sent directly from Hong Kong and measures 210 x 130 x 65cms - the same length as a grizzly bear or a family car.
"I reckon I must be the owner of the biggest slipper in the world.
"I'm going to sell it online and if I can make a few quid out of it then all the better."
A company spokesman for Monster Slippers apologised to Tom, from Ilford, in east London, and said the mistake occurred because of a translation error.
The spokesman said: "We have apologised to Mr Boddingham and are making him a replacement slipper of the right dimensions."
A spokesman for the factory said they thought the slipper was for a shop window display.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/ukn...-size-1450-after-mistranslation-in-China.html
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I had a paper route around there. I was collecting and had a money bag with me. A friend went with me that day. Stupid thing to do, but I was throwing my money bag up in the air and it actually landed up on Phantom's Bluff. Ooops!
Well, I took one side to go up and I told my friend to take the other. I was actually able to get the bag. Unfortunately, my friend got stuck up there and the fire department had to be called to "rescue" him.
Heh, the story actually made the front page of the O the next morning.
I had a paper route around there. I was collecting and had a money bag with me. A friend went with me that day. Stupid thing to do, but I was throwing my money bag up in the air and it actually landed up on Phantom's Bluff. Ooops!
Well, I took one side to go up and I told my friend to take the other. I was actually able to get the bag. Unfortunately, my friend got stuck up there and the fire department had to be called to "rescue" him.
Heh, the story actually made the front page of the O the next morning.