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http://torontoist.com/2010/03/there_is_a_giant_inflatable_colon_at_dufferin_mall/
The pictures accompanying this post were taken yesterday at the press conference preceding the ribbon-cutting at Dufferin Mall’s latest attraction: a giant inflatable replica of a human colon, with giant inflatable polyps inside, that people can walk through to learn about the dangers of colorectal cancer, and how to prevent it―until Saturday, when it gets packed up for its next appearance, in Peterborough.

Yes, there was a press conference. The Star and CBC were there, and so was Eye Weekly. The Giant Colon is big news. It’s located right at the entrance to Walmart. It is magnificent in every way.

We spoke with some representatives from Cancer Care Ontario, who were manning a table full of pamphlets next to the Colon. They informed us that colorectal cancer is completely curable ninety percent of the time, as long as it’s detected early, either with a Fecal Occult Blood Test (which is apparently not as sinister as it sounds), or with a colonoscopy (which is when they do to you what plumbers do to pipes that are too clogged to plunge). These tests are recommended for everyone fifty and older, male or female, and they should be administered every two years.

After our colorectal catechism, one of the pamphleteers asked us if we’d been inside the Colon yet. We hadn’t. “Oh,” he said, “then you haven’t lived.”
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why are there penises in that colon?
 
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3RA1N1AC said:
arent there penises in yours?
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No.

Well, not normally. There was this one time when I needed a ride and that was part of the agreement that the guy and I came up with.









Nah, just kidding. I didn't need the ride.
 
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Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems. He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to
pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.

He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already we can hardly keep up with the interest. Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of them no longer speak to us. The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious. One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the Pope is the Anti-Christ, and the next he's with Muslims.

Finally, the last straw. He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they must sign a loyalty oath. It's just so horribly creepy!

Can you help?
Signed,

Lost



Dear Lost,
Stop whining, Michelle.

You're getting to live in the White House for free, travel the world, and have others pay for everything for you. You can divorce the jerk any time you want.

The rest of us are stuck with the idiot for at least another year!
Signed,

Abby
 
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Eye Test For Men:

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José and Carlos are beggars. They beg in different areas of town.

Carlos begs for the same amount of time as José, but collects only about $8.00 or $9..00 a day.

José brings home a suitcase full of ten-dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage-free house, and has a lot of money to spend.

"Hey, amigo," Carlos says to José, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so how come you bring home a suitcasefull of ten dollar bills every day?

José says, "Look at your sign, what does it say?"

Carlos reads his sign: "I have no work, a wife and six kids to support."

"What's wrong with that?", Carlos asks him.

"No wonder you only get $8.00 or $9.00 a day!" says José.

Carlos says, "All right, what is on your sign?"

José shows him:

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Creep factor:


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The remix:

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"We are watching this from the perspective of her severed head."
 
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I decided to at least temporarily retire the giraffe. I just liked the idea of Herman Caine leering at every post I make. Not sure what that says about me.
 
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mook said:
I decided to at least temporarily retire the giraffe. I just liked the idea of Herman Caine leering at every post I make. Not sure what that says about me.
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You want to be the caboose in the Cain train?
 
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SlyPokerDog said:
You want to be the caboose in the Cain train?
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I smiled just like Cain when I read that. It just sounds filthy.

I've always liked thinking about people after their 15 minutes of fame are over. I wonder about Joe The Plumber and Boss Hog (Dukes of Hazard) and that "Where's the beef?" lady who has probably been dead 20 years.
 
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