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SlyPokerDog said:
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Nothing like some gravy on them mashed potaters.
 
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ABM said:
Nothing like some gravy on them mashed potaters.
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I think it's more like mayonnaise on the watermellons.
 
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My Mom taught me:
Religion ............... "You better pray that comes out of the carpet"
Logic ...................."Because I said so, that's why"
Irony....................."Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about"
Wisdom................ "When you get to my age you'll understand"
Justice .................."One day you'll have kids, I hope they turn out just like you!!"
 
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This will get used a bunch in this forum lol!

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I love taking the shirt off! UNLEASH THE HOUNDS!
 
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I don't get it. Why take the shirt off?

barfo
 
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I wonder where the first rick-roll appeared?
 
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I'm a big Gordon Ramsay fan, and I'm heartbroken at his porn dwarf double's gruesome death. Looks like his lookalike is named Percy Foster...

http://www.sundaysport.com/?p=1698

...and he got eaten offstage by a badger.

http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1798

They found him in the underground chamber. Fortunately, the star we know, Gordon Ramsay, is alright. I own all his movies and he's really great.

http://www.anorak.co.uk/291478/strange-but-true/gordon-ramsay-porn-dwarf-dead-in-badger-lair.html/
 
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If you're traveling to the South, you should know that there are some really nasty black African giant snails that have established a beachhead in Florida and are spreading into the rest of the U.S.

The snails, of the species Achatina fulica, can grow up to 10 inches long and four inches wide and a foot high and are considered one of the most damaging land snails in the world. They eat at least 500 different types of plants, lay about 1,200 eggs a year, and can carry a strain of non-fatal meningitis with which they infect their bitten sleeping human victims while fertilizing them. Prolific breeders, they contain both female and male reproductive organs and live as long as nine years.
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In 2010, federal officials opened a criminal investigation into Hialeah resident Charles L. Stewart, who was accused of smuggling the creatures here. Stewart practiced the traditional African religion Ifa Orisha, and authorities said he persuaded his followers to drink the snails’ juices as part of a healing ritual. Several practitioners became violently ill.

Stewart was allegedly aided by a woman claiming to be an African priestess who hid snails under her dresses on flights to Miami, according to search warrants filed in the case, which remains open.

It’s the third time these pests have been discovered in South Florida. In 1966, a boy visiting Hawaii brought back three to Miami and his grandmother released them into her garden. Soon, there were at least 18,000 slithering about. It took authorities a decade and $1 million to remove those snails.

Giant African Snails can carry a virus causing a non-fatal type of meningitis, which is transferred through the feces of infected rats.
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http://www.miamiherald.com/2011/09/15/2409202/giant-snails-invade-miami-subdivision.html
 
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If you find yourself in the South, wear long pants and shoes no matter how hot it is, especially while asleep. These things are a foot high.

If you travel to England, it's the badgers you have to watch for. It's your fault now; you've been warned.
 
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