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[THE HCP]

The HCP is in Amsterdam! Going to go do some blow with hookers!

 

[Dougnsalem]

The HCP is in Amsterdam! Going to go do some blow with hookers! View attachment 10088

Astral projecting doesn't count....

 

[Dougnsalem]

Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel. No, wait.... I'll guess the letter "n"....

 

[PtldPlatypus]

The HCP is in Amsterdam! Going to go do some blow with hookers! View attachment 10088

That city looks like a spider web

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel. No, wait.... I'll guess the letter "n"....

That's racist.

There is no "n" in dam or dike.

 

[Mediocre Man]

The HCP is in Amsterdam! Going to go do some blow with hookers! View attachment 10088

So date night with the Mrs?

 

[blue32]

Been there, super fun place. Go to the banana bar and do their hour of power deal for what was back in 08 75 euro. Prob 100 now. Well worth the fun times. Tip the bartender 20 for extra special 'shows'.

 

[THE HCP]

Pat, I'd like to buy a vowel. No, wait.... I'll guess the letter "n"....

No N in Amsterdam son.

 

[Denny Crane]

They're going to make you pay double.

 

[THE HCP]

Just a pit stop on the way to London for work. Here til Sunday. Always wanted to spend some time in Amsterdam though.

 

[Denny Crane]

HCP livin' large!

 

[tlongII]

I've been there a couple of time. Very interesting place. Great museums and the red light district.

 

[e_blazer]

South America and Europe within a couple of months? The HCP blight is spreading and can't be contained.

 

[andalusian]

Used to be there a lot when I worked in Europe. Great pubs there, especially when you are invading them with Brits which seem to be able to out-drink everyone.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

Uhhh, those women found you by Home Depot in Amsterdam didn't they? They didn't mean cocaine, they were offering you a job blowing.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Just a pit stop on the way to London for work. Here til Sunday. Always wanted to spend some time in Amsterdam though. View attachment 10090

it'll take you 4 days to mow that lawn?

 

[riverman]

Way to spend the little bit of off season on the road! So you get home from Brazil and Mrs. HCP says....hey you always wanted to have sex someday...I'm sending you to Amsterdam!

 

[donkiez]

One of my favorite places ever, and not just for the weed. Eat, eat and eat some more. The thing I love about that city is that there it is such a melting pot and you can find some of the best international food ever. Im not sure why there are so many Argentinian Steak houses but GO, and get the table top BBQ platters.

 

[donkiez]

Do this if you have time, we loved it.

http://www.reypenaercheese.com/en/

 

[HomerLovesKoolAid]

Way to spend the little bit of off season on the road! So you get home from Brazil and Mrs. HCP says....hey you always wanted to have sex someday...I'm sending you to Amsterdam!

Only The HCP could strike out in Amsterdam.

 

[Mediocre Man]

HCP livin' large!

He's been livin' large since his first happy meal.

 

[BigGameDamian]

So your in Amsterdam's red light district?

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

u should buy kicks u can't get here bro.

 

[Chris Craig]

Used to be there a lot when I worked in Europe. Great pubs there, especially when you are invading them with Brits which seem to be able to outdrink everyone.

Except the Irish

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

That city looks like a spider web

"Where are you coming from, Aaamsterdam? Nobody knows who you aaaare!"

 

[BigGameDamian]

This song might have a useful message in it.

 

[Further]

Fun place. Don't skip the museums, they are really top notch. Also, a great city to rent a scooter and just spend some time riding around, into the burbs and get away from the touristy sections.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Remember they call sausages "cocks" in england so don't forget to tell room service you want to eat some cocks for breakfast.

 

[ripcityboy]

Make sure to go into Die Wallen to find someone who's good at planting tulips.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Only The HCP could strike out in Amsterdam.

You didn't hear? Giant hole in the dike and HCP is there to fill it. He's a national hero and when he gets home.... Well, he's not Dutch or American, so no hero's welcome for him. But I'll happily buy him some Taco Bell (or even Machas Gracias).