Damn, Evan Turner has a killer house in Portland

[PDXFonz]

Well I think he knew his contract was so toxic that he wasn't gonna be traded for a while based on this house

 

[Nate]

Or someone came over and drank like a fish.

Dame...

 

[GriLtCheeZ]

Stalker alert!

Totally, he better leave me alone!

 

[Orion Bailey]

Damn. That living room is dope as F.

That View!!!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[dviss1]

The MF has Australia in his kitchen... That's not an Island, that's a CONTINENT.

 

[BrianFromWA]

My parents just bought their retirement home in PHX....their island is similar. I literally can't stand on the side and reach the middle, and I'm a 6'1" dude who doesn't have Bayless arms. I asked her how she ever cleans it, and she pulls out a stick with pincers and a rag to wipe it down. #firstworldproblems

(Though in the spirit of salary-telling, my mom doesn't make 18.2M a year)

 

[Scalma]

My parents just bought their retirement home in PHX....their island is similar. I literally can't stand on the side and reach the middle, and I'm a 6'1" dude who doesn't have Bayless arms. I asked her how she ever cleans it, and she pulls out a stick with pincers and a rag to wipe it down. #firstworldproblems

(Though in the spirit of salary-telling, my mom doesn't make 18.2M a year)

Ok but would you trade her for Batum?

 

[ripcityboy]

I tell you guys. I still don't know how free agents stomach living here. The joy of modern living are beyond them in this hell hole!

 

[Orion Bailey]

I already mentioned this.

He needs to pay his maids more though. They leave trash outside on his sidewalk for weeks at a time.

Used to live just down the street from him. Downtown near the college.

 

[Optimistic Bob]

The daytime view is excellent ! I bet the night view is even better !!

 

[e_blazer]

Man, almost literally a killer house.

 

[HailBlazers]

Turner's time in Portland summed up nicely.

 

[riverman]

Now that Gerald Wallace has retired can we start calling ET Crash?

 

[riverman]

Cliff dwellings are high risk houses!

 

[handiman]

"Truck crashes into Trail Blazer Evan Turners back yard swimming pool, driver was rescued"

Now if only we could be rescued from the Turner signing.

 

[jlprk]

Didn't read the thread, just saw the picture.

It's not waterfront. No scenery. Here in Bellingham, we call that garbage.

 

[tlongII]

It's nice. I wouldn't pay $3.5 M for it though.

 

[rasheedfan2005]

How long does it take @HCP to clean that big ass pad?

 

[blue9]

"Truck crashes into Trail Blazer Evan Turners back yard swimming pool, driver was rescued"

Now if only we could be rescued from the Turner signing.

Turner was last seen spread all over and embankment and dangling from a bridge over I-5 just outside of Olympia, after reports he was traveling 80mph in a 30mph zone.

Too soon?

 

[Cippy91]

Evan turner is just an Oregon transplant!!!

Build the wall!

 

[Darkwebs]

Turner can't be too mad about this. The truck driver just made a truck-driving equivalent to a basketball turnover, so Evan should totally understand.

 

[bodyman5000 and 1]

This is bizarre as hell.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

Clothing "semi" optional!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Optimistic Bob]

Those people down below are pretty lucky that truck didn't keep going. That's a steep looking grade

 

[Jelloman]

You can see his house on the right side up the hill right before you go into the tunnel on 26 west bound.

https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...Hall-St_Portland_OR_97201_M13147-85085#photo1

 

[SlyPokerDog]

You can see his house on the right side up the hill right before you go into the tunnel on 26 west bound.

https://www.realtor.com/realestatea...Hall-St_Portland_OR_97201_M13147-85085#photo1

That is a great house! Nice to see him live in the city instead of the burbs.

 

[PtldPlatypus]

 

[Orion Bailey]

What I don't get is I know this corner like the back of my hand. IT is a steep slope with a hairpin turn, but the turn is BEFORE Evans house. His Driveway is right in the apex of the bend. The truck went off well AFTER the corner. HOW?????IF he had lost control going down the hill, he should have/would have plowed right into Evans garage/parking area.

To be fair, I have not read up on all the news about it. Maybe it was noted how it happened.