Dan Gilbert rips Lebrons Asshole

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Gilbert:


"I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE

waa

"You simply don't deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal..."

This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his "decision" unlike anything ever "witnessed" in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.

Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.

Sorry, but that's simply not how it works.

The self-declared former "King" will be taking the "curse" with him down south. And until he does "right" by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.

Just watch.

Sleep well, Cleveland.
 
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I guess that's why LeBron didn't give him a curtousy call before his announcement. He probably saw that comng.
 
Wow, that's a bit over the top. Makes me actually think better of LeBron.

barfo
 
They are the new target in the NBA. I hope every team roughs them up every single night.
 
Woj: Cavs owner goes on and on ripping LeBron James, but the letter is missing a P.S.to the fans: "I'm sorry I enabled him all those years."

haha
 
Could anyone have written that? It is the internet.
 
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I think it's great...f Lebron
 
There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.

I wonder what that means.

Yeah, it's a little over the top. But pretty awesome nonetheless as well. And being on the official Cavs website is pretty cool, too.
 
The one horrible thing LeBron did was setting the stage to go on national television and announce it.
 
Then there's something extremely wrong with you.

Well, of course there is.

But what I meant is, an owner who would write that might very well be an owner that one would want to get away from. It's hard to imagine Paul Allen writing something like that no matter how much a player had disappointed him. It's very, very, very unprofessional.

barfo
 
it was on the cavs website.



Guess that answers that. I am flabergasted by it. I bet Gilbert is a little pissed off at himself too. Kissing this kids ass for 7 years with nothing to show for it.
 
does that trump our Darius Miles letter?
 
I think I love Dan Gilbert. That was something I would have expected from Mark Cuban.
 
I think it's great...f Lebron

OMFG it's the Dungeon Master!

Sweet now me, PA and HCP can get the magical items you promised and get back home to a world where we drafted CP3 AND Oden and beat the Lakers in LA twice ever year!
 
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does that trump our Darius Miles letter?

I think Stern might have a NEW owner whipping boy.

There's a thought an NBA ownership Coup against Stern. Fuck CP3 fantasies lets all imagine a world with a fair commissioner, a hard cap and other NFL-esque player rules with the Referee's Union re-instated and the Mafia run out of the NBA.

Yeah, I like that fantasy alot.
 

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