Day One of the Blazer Dancer Auditons

[SlyPokerDog]

http://www.iamatrailblazersfan.com/...P/AlbumID/244917/GalleryID/19531/Default.aspx

 

[Shooter]

Nice, but can she dunk?

 

[maxiep]

I know I'm in the minority, but I wish they'd just disband the Blazer Dancers. I find them annoying. Are they supposed to titilate me? Please. Get on with the fucking game. And the Jr. Blazer Dancers? When they do their routines that have been plagiarized from The Acropolis, I just find it creepy.

Now the Stunt Team, that's entertaining.

 

[Nikolokolus]

If I want some boobs in my face I'll go to a strip club -- I live in Portland after all, and if I want some action I'll clean the kitchen and vacuum before my wife gets home. Bottle blond girls in leather hot pants twirling in unison isn't offensive to me, but I get way more entertainment out of tracking the prize blimp and getting my eye shot-out with a T-shirt cannon during timeouts.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Several cuties in this pic.

 

[BlazerCaravan]

no more stripper-blond dancers, please.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I like #2 the best. gotta love them thick thighs! holla.

 

[Targus]

Bleach shortage in P-town.

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

I like the two blondes on the right.

 

[The_Lillard_King]

I enjoy the Blazer dancers. I think they help add to the festive mood before and during the games. Kids seem to really enjoy watching and interacting with them . . . and I love to watch them toss those those t-shirts.

Maxiep, easy on the Jr Blazer dancers. Most are from the Mac Club junior dance team and really get excited about doing those Blazer gigs. Not everyone watching them are dirty old men thinking perverted thoughts.

 

[MickZagger]

22 and hot pink are the best.

 

[Boob-No-More]

What's up with the one in the middle in the boots and cut-offs? She looks like Jane Lynch.

BNM

 

[MickZagger]

She looks like Jane Lynch to you? Ok.

 

[MickZagger]

33 has some great camel toe action going on.

 

[Klinky]

I approve of the use of "hot" neon contrasting colors. They're like exotic neon tropical birds.

That being said I think the concept is kind of goofy. Some of those women really don't know how to dance, yet act as though they do while they move around less fluidly than a tree trunk.

Although, I am usually commenting on whatever garb they're wearing whenever they briefly show up on TV during the games.

I guess it's a job, some guys like it, not the end of the world if Blazers want to blow some dough that way.

 

[jlprk]

Many men and women never even see them sexually during the game. We like them just because they provide movement to decrease our boredom during timeouts. Same for watching kids dancing. A group is having fun running around and I'm watching them instead of the back of the head sitting in front of me.

But when you show closeups as above, like you I evaluate them for cuteness. (None pass the Hollywood test.)

 

[barfo]

Many men and women never even see them sexually during the game.

Well, of course not, they are working, no time for the old in-out, in-out. Take them out for a drink afterwards if you want to see them sexually.

barfo

 

[Nate Dogg]

Love the shot, and showing off the booty and thick thighs. Yum! At least its not another blond.

MMMM. Camel toe! I forgot about that!

 

[jlprk]

I don't see why this board has to brought down like this.

Can't see the hip-to-waste ratio, but I'll go for the one on the far right. She seems shyer than the others about glazing us with her smile. (Or maybe her head's tilted shyly simply because we're 90 degrees from her.)

Now for my No. 2 choice...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

1993's Blazer Dancers - http://www.iamatrailblazersfan.com/...P/AlbumID/246401/GalleryID/57412/Default.aspx

Fugly!

 

[3RA1N1AC]

33 has some great camel face action going on.

this is more accurate imo

 

[MARIS61]

How is this not violating the lockout?

 

[THE HCP]

How is this not violating the lockout?

What?

 

[jlprk]

I almost have the whole list in order. Still need more time. I feel so denigrated.

 

[Klinky]

I almost have the whole list in order. Still need more time. I feel so denigrated.

I think you need to give us a demo video of your Blazer dancer tryouts. Then we can judge which outfit you look cutest in. We need something thongy. If you look anything like Bobby Whitsitt , it'll be smokin...

 

[MARIS61]

What?

Dancers are nothing more than performers for the fans entertainment employed by the Blazers.

Players are nothing more than performers for the fans entertainment employed by the Blazers.