Politics Dem Jesus announces run for president

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[andalusian]

He certainly has charisma and as such might be Trump's biggest threat. Say what you want about Trump, the man has charisma and appeal to a lot of people that would never be willing to look at someone with his record and behavior. If you give them an alternate candidate with charisma but without the baggage...

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Beta O'Rourke

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

 

[julius]

Beta O'Rourke

I'm disappointed in you. Beto O'cuck would be much funnier.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'm disappointed in you. Beto O'cuck would be much funnier.

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE (ALTHOUGH HE PROBABLY HAS TEH CUCK)

 

[julius]

THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE (ALTHOUGH HE PROBABLY HAS TEH CUCK)

Well see, you like to use "cuck" as a catch all be all insult for liberals/progressives, and he is the poster child for the liberal wing of the party (though truthfully, I don't know if that's true really, but for the purpose of this post let's say it is).

So therefore, using "cuck" in his name would be clever, and Cuck O'Rourke doesn't make as much sense, nor does Cuck O'Cuck. So I went with Beta O'Cuck.

 

[e_blazer]

He's young. He's handsome. He's a lefty. He's Beto Trudeau!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Well see, you like to use "cuck" as a catch all be all insult for liberals/progressives, and he is the poster child for the liberal wing of the party (though truthfully, I don't know if that's true really, but for the purpose of this post let's say it is).

So therefore, using "cuck" in his name would be clever, and Cuck O'Rourke doesn't make as much sense, nor does Cuck O'Cuck. So I went with Beta O'Cuck.

I could also use soy, but it doesn't fit into his name, just like "Cuck" doesn't make sense with the last name Rourke. Beta is the pre-cuck diss for the low testosterone set, so I went old school.

 

[julius]

I could also use soy, but it doesn't fit into his name, just like "Cuck" doesn't make sense with the last name Rourke. Beta is the pre-cuck diss for the low testosterone set, so I went old school.

Cuck and Rourke both end with the hard CK sound, you ninny!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

https://thehill.com/hilltv/rising/411830-ex-trump-strategist-calls-beto-orourke-beta

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Cuck and Rourke both end with the hard CK sound, you ninny!

Leave this to the professionals.

 

[julius]

https://thehill.com/hilltv/rising/411830-ex-trump-strategist-calls-beto-orourke-beta

we call upon you to be original and not plagiarize someone elses work, you cuck!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

I'll have a database of appropriate terms to name each of the dem nominees.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Is his name cultural appropriation tho?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/elizabeth-warren-and-beto-orourke-cultural-appropriators

 

[PtldPlatypus]

Like all other democrats running for president, I will choose to pay attention to him if and only if he wins the primary. Call me in 15 months.

 

[jlprk]

Like all other democrats running for president, I will choose to pay attention to him if and only if he wins the primary. Call me in 15 months.

I always figured you for a Republican, and I definitely never expected you to run for President.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Like all other democrats running for president, I will choose to pay attention to him if and only if he wins the primary. Call me in 15 months.

and then vote for Trump.

MAGA!

 

[PtldPlatypus]

I always figured you for a Republican, and I definitely never expected you to run for President.

This country wishes it were so fortunate.

 

[Hoopguru]

Im neither a republican or democrat but Im looking forward to the Demo Debates!
Several women going head to head, a couple far left socialist, and off the cuff Joe scrapping with all them. I hope Joe can the party to seek a level, as they are far from level now.
Joe is the only one that can win in 20, as he's a a meat and potatoes guy and the midwest likes him. He can get back Wisconsin, Penn, & Mich and maybe Ohio. W/O the democrats winning those States, they are toast.

 

[jlprk]

I don't know who off the cuff Joe scorpion is, but you've got me slapping my arm.

 

[jlprk]

I read the first few remarks, and conservatives criticize Beto as overeducated. I looked him up. He only has a B.A. in English Literature from Columbia. Nothing. Easy major. They're too lazy to look it up.

 

[Chris Craig]

Beta O'Rourke

Knew that was coming

 

[Chris Craig]

and then vote for Trump.

MAGA!

Never

 

[jlprk]

He's a pretty face and an orator but undereducated. His stage experience moving a crowd comes from being in a rock group starting in high school. He was on the El Paso City Council 6 years (not as Mayor), then 6 years in the U.S. House.

 

[CupWizier]

what is that, now 20 some candidates that are more fit to be president than trump?

 

[TorturedBlazerFan]

what is that, now 20 some candidates that are more fit to be president than trump?

My count is about 200M better suited to lead then either of the last two options...

 

[BlazerWookee]

what is that, now 20 some candidates that are more fit to be president than trump?

Haven't seen one yet...

 

[Hoopguru]

I don't know who off the cuff Joe scorpion is, but you've got me slapping my arm.

lol...this damn computer auto check is worse than I am.

what is that, now 20 some candidates that are more fit to be president than trump?

I don't care how fit they are they need to get shit done and do what they campaign on.