Dman, oops. Ouchy.

[chevyrunssometimes]

http://dailycaller.com/2013/06/25/b...-penis-at-middle-school-after-eating-shrooms/

Wondering if that raggedy-ass penis makes it through the pearly gates (no I'm not).

 

[3RA1N1AC]

he will get into heaven, the old testament is bullshit or so ive heard

one time i took so many mushrooms, i got really high and had fun with my friends

 

[chevyrunssometimes]

he will get into heaven, the old testament is bullshit or so ive heard

one time i took so many mushrooms, i got really high and had fun with my friends

Hey, me too. But I was wondering about the appendage making it -- all mangled and shit.

 

[Further]

Wasn't there a children's movie "All Penises Go To Heaven", maybe I'm confusing penises and dogs.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

or dog penises

or gods

"all gods go to heaven" sounds like it could be an interesting movie

 

[Further]

or dog penises

or gods

"all gods go to heaven" sounds like it could be an interesting movie

All gods go to penises

 

[Further]

All penis heavens go to Gods' dog.

 

[chevyrunssometimes]

All gods go to penises

All gods are merely our subconscious reverence for the penis -- god head, trinity (two balls and the main member), holy ghost (reference to the erection, now you see 'em, now you don't). Umm, there's more, too.

 

[3RA1N1AC]

i would say that the holy ghost is the shaft, god is both balls, and jesus is the sensitive part under the head

 

[chevyrunssometimes]

god is both balls

Hey, now that's pretty good.