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he will get into heaven, the old testament is bullshit or so ive heard

one time i took so many mushrooms, i got really high and had fun with my friends
 
he will get into heaven, the old testament is bullshit or so ive heard

one time i took so many mushrooms, i got really high and had fun with my friends

Hey, me too. But I was wondering about the appendage making it -- all mangled and shit.
 
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Wasn't there a children's movie "All Penises Go To Heaven", maybe I'm confusing penises and dogs.
 
or dog penises

or gods

"all gods go to heaven" sounds like it could be an interesting movie
 
All gods go to penises


All gods are merely our subconscious reverence for the penis -- god head, trinity (two balls and the main member), holy ghost (reference to the erection, now you see 'em, now you don't). Umm, there's more, too.
 
i would say that the holy ghost is the shaft, god is both balls, and jesus is the sensitive part under the head
 

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