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[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[THE HCP]

 

[e_blazer]

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Looks like you need to sell the pooch for about $350 and you come out even.

 

[THE HCP]

Looks like you need to sell the pooch for about $350 and you come out even.

I was thinking the exact same thing.

 

[andalusian]

I just like how he looks like he knows he is wrong, but does not give a crap. He is the Blake Griffin of dogs.

 

[THE HCP]

Ya he just turned one..... still young enough to give away! HA!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[kjironman1]

That's like 3 to you and me.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Voodoo]

Damn, that was a close call, we may not have won the war had Washington not returned the dog. Never get in-between a man and his dog, I know I would have went on a rampage to get my dog back at least.

 

[lawai'a]

A man and his dog were walking along a road.
The man was enjoying the scenery,
When it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.
He remembered dying and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.
After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road.
It looked like fine marble.
At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.
When he was standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.
He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.
When he was close enough, he called out,
“Excuse me, where are we?”

“This is Heaven, sir,” the man answered.

”Wow! Would you happen to have some water? the man asked.
”Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.”
The man gestured, and the gate began to open.
“Can my friend,” gesturing toward his dog, “come in, too?” the traveler asked.
”I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets.”
The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.
After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed.
There was no fence.
As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

”Excuse me!” he called to the man.
“Do you have any water?”

”Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.”
”How about my friend here?” the traveler gestured to the dog.
”There should be a bowl by the pump,” said the man.

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.
The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.
When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.
”What do you call this place?” the traveler asked.

“This is Heaven,” he answered.

”Well, that's confusing,” the traveler said.

”The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'”
”Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's Hell.”
”Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?”

”No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.”

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Phatguysrule]

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I saw this behemoth while I was out working today. Chocolate lab. The owner claimed he weighs upwards of 200 lbs. Fattest dog I've ever seen. He was awesome though. I almost felt bad asking the owner for a picture, like I was fat shaming or something.

People do that to me all the time...

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[THE HCP]

The Rock and Rudy FURnandez do NOT like this wind!!!

 

[kjironman1]

All baby pups are to be in a "Rear Facing" car seat. You will get a ticket for driving like that!
Also you never know with all the eyes looking here? Someone might turn you in to the DPS (Doggy Protective Services).
Better take this one down but it's probably too late. All it takes is one screen shot.

 

[Orion Bailey]

All baby pups are to be in a "Rear Facing" car seat. You will get a ticket for driving like that!
Also you never know with all the eyes looking here? Someone might turn you in to the DPS (Doggy Protective Services).
Better take this one down but it's probably too late. All it takes is one screen shot.

Too late. I already reported this complete with ip address tracking.
Dogs like this need to learn. This type of parenting must be stopped. We must teach safety to our young pups.
This is complete parental neglect!

 

[kjironman1]

Too late. I already reported this complete with ip address tracking.
Dogs like this need to learn. This type of parenting must be stopped. We must teach safety to our young pups.
This is complete parental neglect!

He's gonna try to say it's an old picture. But the (Mutt Mug) won't lie.

 

[Shaboid]

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[ABM]

Ever lost a dog? We're down in Florida and our dog, Roxie, was lost for a couple hours today. She had such a great morning playing with another SheepaDoodle, London, this morning (see pics). However, we accidentally left our gate open this afternoon, and she found cause to escape. Great neighbors here, though. After a bunch of driving around and letting them know the situation, someone found her and returned her to us. Talk about an unsettling situation, though!

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

Ever lost a dog? We're down in Florida and our dog, Roxie, was lost for a couple hours today. She had such a great morning playing with another SheepaDoodle, London, this morning (see pics). However, we accidentally left our gate open this afternoon, and she found cause to escape. Great neighbors here, though. After a bunch of driving around and letting them know the situation, someone found her and returned her to us. Talk about an unsettling situation, though!

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London is freakin’ gorgeous!!! It’s got me wanting a second doodle........and yes, lost dogs are terrifying moments.

 

[ABM]

London is freakin’ gorgeous!!! It’s got me wanting a second doodle........and yes, lost dogs are terrifying moments.

She really is. I'm a bit jealous.

 

[UncleCliffy'sDaddy]

She really is. I'm a bit jealous.

To get one that looks like that I’d have to pay serious bucks.....and be on a waitlist for awhile. The cost alone keeps me from doing something stupid, at least for now.

 

[Lanny]

I once had a conversation with Sly and it went like this:
Quit trying to dry hump my leg;
Get that shit eating grin off your face when you hear there's a new bitch in heat in the neighborhood;
Don't piss in your water dish;
Don't shit in your bed.

Here's what he heard:
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

 

[ABM]

Here's what he heard:
Blah, blah, blah, grin, blah, blah, blah, blah.

FTFY

 

[lawai'a]