Re: DON'T BECOME ALCOHOLICS, KIDS
I have lived a long life. A life of hardships, quarrels, AND ALCOHOLTrust me kids, don't drink alcohol. If you drink alcohol, your life will end in sadness and misery. If you are not Something-To-Say already, you will end up like him anyway, which is pretty sad and pathetic. If you have already started to drink evil alcohols, IT IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. Okay, it is. But you can escape and go to another planet many light years away. Now, the true issue is how will you get there? I would say rocket ship. A fast one. Anyway, if you're going to drink, make it good beer and good liquor. None of that weak sh*t youknowwhatI'msayin?!?Girls are driving me nuts. I mean, they get on AIM and then don't want to talk to me. What else would you do on AIM? I am easily the most interesting person on their buddy list. If you had one and you were a girl, you would talk to me! It's pretty much a question of whether or not you want to be stupid!And what's the deal with beer nuts? I mean, are they beer or are they nuts?!
I have lived a long life. A life of hardships, quarrels, AND ALCOHOLTrust me kids, don't drink alcohol. If you drink alcohol, your life will end in sadness and misery. If you are not Something-To-Say already, you will end up like him anyway, which is pretty sad and pathetic. If you have already started to drink evil alcohols, IT IS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD. Okay, it is. But you can escape and go to another planet many light years away. Now, the true issue is how will you get there? I would say rocket ship. A fast one. Anyway, if you're going to drink, make it good beer and good liquor. None of that weak sh*t youknowwhatI'msayin?!?Girls are driving me nuts. I mean, they get on AIM and then don't want to talk to me. What else would you do on AIM? I am easily the most interesting person on their buddy list. If you had one and you were a girl, you would talk to me! It's pretty much a question of whether or not you want to be stupid!And what's the deal with beer nuts? I mean, are they beer or are they nuts?!
