Economic times requires I split up my season tickets. Playoff Seats Guaranteed.

[jlprk]

I haven't read beyond the first sentence of the whole thread, but---why didn't a moderator ban this guy when he first reared his ugly head? He joined the board for the purpose of selling tickets and making money off us.

How is this different from Hostess posting an ad for Twinkies?

 

[Draco]

DEAD CENTER!

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I haven't read beyond the first sentence of the whole thread, but---why didn't a moderator ban this guy when he first reared his ugly head? He joined the board for the purpose of selling tickets and making money off us.

How is this different from Hostess posting an ad for Twinkies?

1. I wasn't a mod then so I can't answer what you're asking.

2. I'm guessing that the reasoning behind letting the post stand was that he's a Blazer fan, he may have found the forum because he was looking for someone to sell his tickets to but after he got to know us and discover how wonderful we are he'd return to discuss all things Blazers.

3. Denny knew that his post would piss you off 2 years later.

 

[Denny Crane]

3. Denny knew that his post would piss you off 2 years later.

Three.

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Three.

Well Denny, you and Dub-ya have one thing in common: math ain't yo strong suit. 2 years, 1.5 months.

 

[jlprk]

2-3 years later? It seems like I read it half an hour ago. That does it.

I'm calling the Home tonight and putting down a deposit on one of those condos surrounded by grannies.

I need to review the last half hour for the 2 years of events I missed.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

2-3 years later? It seems like I read it half an hour ago. That does it.

I'm calling the Home tonight and putting down a deposit on one of those condos surrounded by grannies.

I need to review the last half hour for the 2 years of events I missed.

Let me fill you in on what you missed.

The Blazers haven't lost a game including the playoffs in 2 years. Back to back championships baby! Oden is well on his way to being the greatest center of all time and Roy is amazing! Splitting his time between point guard and shooting guard while playing 48mins a game. LMA has bulked up, scores and rebounds at a 20/20 clip.

Oh and HCP is team president.

(But his wife is still a slut.)

 

[DaLincolnJones]

LMAO! Sly...


Man, I was tempted to post a pic of a scoot rider that hit a phone pole dead center, just too graphic..

 

[julius]

can we vote on whether or not DEAD CENTER replaces FAMS?

 

[DaLincolnJones]

yah man, that hits the subject dead center

 

[DaLincolnJones]

or is dead center a Funeral Home?

 

[SlyPokerDog]

NSFW Dead Center!

 

[DaLincolnJones]

on target

 

[Sinobas]

Definitely not being a jerk.

You getting defensive just proves you're a scam artist!!!!!!! SCAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm CLOSING THIS THREAD!

Very cute face, nice full tits...but where are the curves?

 

[jlprk]

Don't say Dead Center to a granny dancing the jig on a Saturday night!

They rejected my application because I'm too square. Now I'll have time to actually read this thread. What is a dead center, other than my broken heart?

 

[jlprk]

I now greatly regret getting involved in this awful thread.

I just finished "looking it over." I instantly realized I shouldn't "skim" it, much less "read" it.

I had expected something great!

 

[Nikolokolus]

The question burning in my mind is whether or not there are an even or odd number of rows (and seats per row). If it's even, then this guy is a lying liar -- dead center my ass!

 

[Draco]

The question burning in my mind is whether or not there are an even or odd number of rows (and seats per row). If it's even, then this guy is a lying liar -- dead center my ass!

Ahhh a fake DEAD CENTER? I think you're possibly on to something. Not to mention horizontal DEAD CENTER, either only one of the two seats is at the true DEAD CENTER or this guys is full of shit and I'll have to straddle the middle of both seats to get my perfect DEAD CENTER view.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

 

[Further]

I feel so bad for laughing, but that was perfect

 

[BBert]

Me too. Jeez Sly, you're harsh. But I'm still laughing. What the hell is wrong with me? Painful humor can be cathartic, I guess.

RIP Big Guy! We kid because we care.

 

[SlyPokerDog]

I feel so bad for laughing, but that was perfect

Me too. Jeez Sly, you're harsh. But I'm still laughing. What the hell is wrong with me? Painful humor can be cathartic, I guess.

RIP Big Guy! We kid because we care.

I actually debated posting that or not. I know it's a little dark but glad it was taken in the spirit I meant it.

RIP Duck! We'll never forget you!

 

[barfo]

I actually debated posting that or not. I know it's a little dark but glad it was taken in the spirit I meant it.

RIP Duck! We'll never forget you!

You guys are so immature. What are you, fetuses at 4 weeks after conception?

barfo

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Not 318, but grabbed DEAD CENTER in 301. Half season in row J and full season in row K. Cannot wait to see basketball in seats better than Paul Allen's at a fraction of the cost.

Sorry, I am not having any financial difficulties and will not need to find anyone to take them.

DEAD CENTER!

 

[julius]

Is this maybe the same poster who created a new screen name to ask for advice about the girl he thought he knocked up?

Hey, whatever happened to that story?

Also, I guess "DEAD CENTER" didn't replace FAMS (since I totally forgot about it)

 

[Charcoal Filtered]

Hey, whatever happened to that story?

Also, I guess "DEAD CENTER" didn't replace FAMS (since I totally forgot about it)

Not for sure what happened to that guy. BenDavis had more posts and a much larger meltdown. Not for sure what happened to BD either, but think of him every time I tell the homeless to get bent.

 

[TripTango]

Another S2 classic. Got me all misty-eyed.