OT Embarrassing Hall of Fame

[Lanny]

Where does throwing your back out changing underwear fall?

Happened last night. Back is killing me. Can't sit or lay on my sides. If I move, a spasm of pain rips through me.

Been having leg pain the last week and half in my outer quad. Last night I was changing my briefs and my legs just crumbled from beneath me and I caught myself before I fell, but to do so, my body twisted in an unnatural way and I felt my back contort and I was awash in some excruciating pain. I then found myself stuck in a slightly hunched position. I couldn't move. I was like that for about 5 minutes before I willed myself to move slowly. I somehow got on my briefs on and got in bed. I almost had to call to my wife who was in the kitchen, but I managed myself. Couldn't sleep much.

Went to the doctor today. Got an MRI. No compression or herniated disc, a slight bulging disc, but it looks like that has been there. Mostly like a freak severe lumbar sprain.

Not complaining, I know I could be in a far worse state. Just thought it was humorous.

I get pains in my lower back. Too much fucking.

 

[Lanny]

This was embarrassing.

In my young days, admittedly a long time ago, in warm weather I often didn't bother with pajamas.
I was living in an apartment building and was awakened when the morning newspaper was tossed against my door. Heard delivery person go out back door. It was really early and no one was up so I figured I would just reach outside, grab the paper and read it in bed. I reached outside ... and a door opened ... I was looking down so just saw shoes and they were definitely men's shoes. I did NOT look up, just bolted back inside and slammed door. I never did learn which of my neighbors caught me in the altogether.

What are pajamas? I ain't got time nor energy except for undressing at night and dressing in the morning, so those shoes could not have been mine because I would have been au naturale.

 

[Lanny]

I love it when @SlyPokerDog drops the soap in the shower

Well who doesn't?

 

[PDXFonz]

Where does throwing your back out changing underwear fall?

Happened last night. Back is killing me. Can't sit or lay on my sides. If I move, a spasm of pain rips through me.

Been having leg pain the last week and half in my outer quad. Last night I was changing my briefs and my legs just crumbled from beneath me and I caught myself before I fell, but to do so, my body twisted in an unnatural way and I felt my back contort and I was awash in some excruciating pain. I then found myself stuck in a slightly hunched position. I couldn't move. I was like that for about 5 minutes before I willed myself to move slowly. I somehow got on my briefs on and got in bed. I almost had to call to my wife who was in the kitchen, but I managed myself. Couldn't sleep much.

Went to the doctor today. Got an MRI. No compression or herniated disc, a slight bulging disc, but it looks like that has been there. Mostly like a freak severe lumbar sprain.

Not complaining, I know I could be in a far worse state. Just thought it was humorous.

After pulling it out while ripping your pants/underwear

Before farting in a hot tub right after the bubbles turn off

 

[crandc]

Our backs. Holdover of our evolution. When primates moved from quadrupedal to bipedal our spines didn't change. In fact much of our bodies are jerry rigged from parts with different original functions.
And so our backs ache and our teeth get impacted. Men's privates are vulnerable to injury. And we choke on food.