Facebook Friend Updates

[PapaG]

I hadn't checked FB for some time, and decided to post some of the more ridiculous things I just read from my "friends". What is wrong with people?

Coughed so hard that all of a sudden I was vomiting.
7 minutes ago

I might drink a 5hr energy and wink at my wife
about an hour ago

Tomorrow will be the first day my wife comes home to me. That is the Grace of my loving Father.
12 hours ago

and

Christ gave up His life and shed His blood on that cross to bring us into a loving relationship with the Father, the veil was torn down. How sad that the "religion" of Christianity has done so much to mend and hang that veil back up. The prophets are weeping again in thier laments for the church.

- Defriend!

I'd much rather be on Planet Unicorn with Feathers and T.C. eating Ambrosia salad right now.

14 hours ago via iPhone

I received my very first day's "cleansing" juices from Blue Print Cleanse today. My 4th juice is Cashew Milk. I gagged just reading the label. Help.

- Thanks for the update on your cleanse. Photos to follow of the aftermath?

I love my Botox results so far.

- This isn't LA. Keep this info as a secret.

 

[THE HCP]

facebook is awesome! But I will admit, some of my friends post some stupid shit!

 

[Shooter]

I hadn't checked FB for some time, and decided to post some of the more ridiculous things I just read from my "friends". What is wrong with people?

I don't know. What's wrong with you for "friending" them?

 

[DaLincolnJones]

Snappy reply, witty jest etc etc etc...damn those are some funny posts. I started looking around for where ever the spaceship landed..

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

my last update:

At the gas station a couple in a ford f150 was begging to help them out with gas money.

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

stupid updates i can deal with. i am hating the baby pics. fuck yo kids!

 

[Eastoff]

my last update:

At the gas station a couple in a ford f150 was begging to help them out with gas money.

hahahahaha IRONY!

 

[THE HCP]

stupid updates i can deal with. i am hating the baby pics. fuck yo kids!

I used to feel the same way FAMS....... wait til you have one, changes everything!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

nice. in the last 2 weeks I've won a case of 34 degrees flatbread crackers AND a t-shirt from my college alumni association via facebook.

:MARIS61:

 

[44Thrilla]

I've never updated my status on facebook

 

[THE HCP]

I've never updated my status on facebook

And nobody knows this cause you have no friends.

 

[Master Shake]

Add me on facebook Thrilla.

 

[julius]

facebook is awesome! But I will admit, some of my friends post some stupid shit!

paste or it didn't happen

 

[44Thrilla]

And nobody knows this cause you have no friends.

I thought we were friends.

 

[44Thrilla]

I get all of the stupidity out of my system here

 

[THE HCP]

I'll be anybody's friend for $25!

 

[VanillaGorilla]

LOL! Old people on facebook is kinda funny to me.. My mom is on facebook a lot now haha.

 

[THE HCP]

I'm not old.....I'm seasoned! Hipper then you ever could be!

 

[Colonel Ronan]

No, you're old.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

my last update:

At the gas station a couple in a ford f150 was begging to help them out with gas money.

Uh, that was me. All I got from YOU was a lousy quarter!!

 

[EL PRESIDENTE]

Must have been someone else because I didn't give jack shit.

X

 

[PapaG]

A good day for Friend updates.

I think the NFL owes the world an apology for the demonic halftime show they put into the world. I'll no longer support the NFL organization as a whole anymore. I will support Tim Tebow and watch him play on the platform God gave him. But for the rest of this organization, I am done.
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I love it, the US Gov't forces banks to give everyone a damn mortgage whether they have a job or not thru their bullshit CRA and Fanny and Freddie. Then complain when those homes get forclosed on (DUH) then have the gall to fine the banks they forced to give the motgage. Got to love liberals. Oh yeah thanks for destroying the value of my home thru thr process of your BULLSHIT!!!!
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OK so now I see Budweiser is responsible for natives drinking. I did not know they put a gun to their head told them to smuggle the shit on the res then poured beer down their gullet.
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You might make a good hamburger when a multi-billionaire calls in and says he will be in at halftime of his teams game to grab 3 "Specials" to go! — at Stanich's.

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^^ Yes, it was Paul Allen.^^

 

[BoBoBREWSKI]

Some of my "friends" updates:

The boys had another great Swimming Leason last night and my Water Aerobic/Swimming was wonderful...I love the pool and I think the Boys are loving it too...

Do you really think we give a shit?!?!

Click "share" and share this post on your page and let friends know about Grass Roots Lawn Care, and free estimates.

You are a landscapper... not something to brag about.

boring day! anyone wanna hang out let me know... im thinkin chinese food and a movie or somethin...

Begging for people to hang out with you on facebook... pathetic!

Willingly listening to the Gin Blossoms. Don't judge me!!!

Thanks for letting us all know your taste in music sucks.

Heated seats=warm balls!

FUNNY!

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

A good day for Friend updates.


^^ Yes, it was Paul Allen.^^

I love me a burger from Stanich's. Used to be buds with one of them, too.

 

[BLAZER PROPHET]

I'll be anybody's friend for $25!

Isn't it good enough I'm your wife's friend?

 

[BLAZINGGIANTS]

Isn't it good enough I'm your wife's friend?

And doesn't SHE pay YOU $25 (each time, and it's HCP's money)??

 

[PapaG]

The devil won't like it, but I don't care. I'm going to sing about my Jesus everywhere. I'm going to praise the Lord!
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...and when I sing I just don't care ...
it's been years since a chick saw my underwear!

This guy is gold. Must have been saved recently or something.

 

[ABM]

Facebook Friend = misnomer. Or, perhaps, a classic oxymoron.

 

[PapaG]

Facebook Friend = misnomer. Or, perhaps, a classic oxymoron.

Frat brother from college. Funny thing is the guy was the biggest dirtbag in the house. He would literally screw any chick he could get his hands on, and often in the most disgusting, public, and degrading manner as possible.

 

[ABM]

Frat brother from college. Funny thing is the guy was the biggest dirtbag in the house. He would literally screw any chick he could get his hands on, and often in the most disgusting, public, and degrading manner as possible.

The Facebook Friend dynamic can be rather peculiar to me. Most of these folks you'd NEVER have as a "true" friend. No offense to anyone (including myself), but does this effectively become some element of narcissistic behavior in our lives..... amassing Facebook Friends?